Recap
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Week 7
- DCFC vs The Spirit Of '57
- Dirt Sharks vs Carson Lightning
- Seatown4Life vs Otto Matic
- JZ's Crackback vs Endzone Celebration
- I choke harder than most vs Puking Bozos 2024
- Papa Pigskin vs C.F.C.
DCFC 133 – 127 The Spirit Of '57
Projected 106 · +27 vs proj
| Tony PollardRB · TEN3 Rush TD, 129 Rush Yds, 3 Rec | 37 |
| Trey McBrideTE · ARI10 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 111 Rec Yds | 22 |
| Blake CorumRB · LAR93 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 1 Rec | 16 |
| Jacoby BrissettQB · ARI1 Pass TD, 272 Pass Yds, 16 Rush Yds | 15 |
| Ka'imi FairbairnK · HOU2 FG 50+, 1 PAT Made | 11 |
| Alvin KamaraRB · NO7 Rec, 57 Rec Yds | 9 |
| Chris OlaveWR · NO6 Rec, 56 Rec Yds | 8 |
| Tetairoa McMillanWR · CAR4 Rec, 40 Rec Yds | 6 |
| TitansDEF · TEN1 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Fum Rec | 6 |
| Pat FreiermuthTE · PIT2 Rec, 20 Rec Yds | 3 |
Projected 108 · +19 vs proj
| Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWR · SEA9 Rec, 150 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD | 25 |
| Cam SkatteboRB · NYG124 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 1 Rec | 22 |
| Jordan LoveQB · GB2 Pass TD, 274 Pass Yds, 1 Int | 18 |
| D'Andre SwiftRB · CHI78 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 4 Rec | 17 |
| Tre TuckerWR · LV1 Rec TD, 5 Rec, 103 Rec Yds | 17 |
| Brandon AubreyK · DAL2 FG 20-29, 1 FG 50+, 3 PAT Made | 14 |
| CowboysDEF · DAL2 Sack, 1 Int | 6 |
| Courtland SuttonWR · DEN3 Rec, 45 Rec Yds | 5 |
| Nico CollinsWR · HOU2 Rec | 2 |
| Sam LaPortaTE · DET1 Rec | 1 |
Dirt Sharks 130 – 97 Carson Lightning
Projected 111 · +19 vs proj
| Caleb WilliamsQB · CHI2 Pass TD, 308 Pass Yds, 18 Rush Yds | 25 |
| Zay FlowersWR · BAL8 Rec, 137 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD | 21 |
| Ollie Gordon IIRB · MIA103 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 1 Rec | 20 |
| Josh JacobsRB · GB1 Rec TD, 5 Rec, 36 Rush Yds | 16 |
| Saquon BarkleyRB · PHI62 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 2 Rec | 14 |
| Harold Fannin Jr.TE · CLE6 Rec, 91 Rec Yds, 1 Fum Lost | 8 |
| J.K. DobbinsRB · DEN1 Rush TD, 23 Rush Yds | 8 |
| Jason MyersK · SEA1 FG 20-29, 1 FG 30-39, 2 PAT Made | 8 |
| TexansDEF · HOU3 Sack | 6 |
| DK MetcalfWR · PIT2 Rec, 56 Rec Yds | 4 |
Projected 119 · -22 vs proj
| Jameson WilliamsWR · DET2 Rec TD, 5 Rec, 91 Rec Yds | 21 |
| Christian McCaffreyRB · SF6 Rec, 1 Rush TD, 39 Rush Yds | 18 |
| Jaylen WarrenRB · PIT101 Rush Yds, 3 Rec, 36 Rec Yds | 17 |
| George PickensWR · DAL1 Rec TD, 4 Rec, 57 Rec Yds | 12 |
| Chase McLaughlinK · TB5 PAT Made, 1 FG 40-49, 1 FG 20-29 | 12 |
| Chuba HubbardRB · CAR4 Rec, 33 Rush Yds, 27 Rec Yds | 8 |
| Travis KelceTE · KC4 Rec, 44 Rec Yds | 6 |
| Bryce YoungQB · CAR1 Pass TD, 2 Int, 163 Pass Yds | 4 |
| Jalen CokerWR · CAR1 Rec | 1 |
| RavensDEF · BALPts Allow 35+, 1 Sack | -2 |
Seatown4Life 123 – 123 Otto Matic
Projected 110 · +13 vs proj
| Jared GoffQB · DET2 Pass TD, 303 Pass Yds, 1 Fum Lost | 22 |
| CeeDee LambWR · DAL2 Rec TD, 5 Rec, 74 Rec Yds | 20 |
| Braelon AllenRB · NYJ104 Rush Yds, 6 Rec, 30 Rec Yds | 20 |
| Caleb DouglasWR · MIA2 Rec TD, 70 Rec Yds, 2 Rec | 17 |
| SeahawksDEF · SEAPts Allow 1-6, 1 Sack, 1 Int | 13 |
| Chris BoswellK · PIT1 FG 40-49, 1 FG 20-29, 1 FG 30-39 | 11 |
| Brock BowersTE · LV6 Rec, 73 Rec Yds | 9 |
| Kenneth Walker IIIRB · KC4 Rec, 36 Rush Yds, 21 Rec Yds | 8 |
| Rashid ShaheedWR · SEA2 Rec, 32 Ret Yds | 3 |
| Kalif RaymondWR · CHI | 0 |
Projected 110 · +13 vs proj
| Bo NixQB · DEN74 Rush Yds, 1 Pass TD, 1 Rush TD | 26 |
| Tee HigginsWR · CIN148 Rec Yds, 6 Rec, 1 Rec TD | 20 |
| Rhamondre StevensonRB · NE1 Rec TD, 5 Rec, 93 Rec Yds | 17 |
| Bijan RobinsonRB · ATL63 Rush Yds, 5 Rec, 59 Rec Yds | 13 |
| Malik NabersWR · NYG7 Rec, 111 Rec Yds | 13 |
| SaintsDEF · NO3 Sack, Pts Allow 14-20 | 9 |
| Dalton SchultzTE · HOU5 Rec, 45 Rec Yds | 7 |
| Michael WilsonWR · ARI4 Rec, 55 Rec Yds, 11 Rush Yds | 7 |
| Carnell TateWR · TEN5 Rec, 69 Rec Yds, 1 Fum Lost | 6 |
| Evan McPhersonK · CIN5 PAT Made | 5 |
JZ's Crackback 54 – 133 Endzone Celebration
Projected 106 · -52 vs proj
| Ja'Marr ChaseWR · CIN1 Rec TD, 5 Rec, 62 Rec Yds | 14 |
| Tyler ShoughQB · NO1 Pass TD, 278 Pass Yds, 1 Int | 12 |
| Chase BrownRB · CIN4 Rec, 39 Rush Yds | 7 |
| BrownsDEF · CLE1 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Fum Rec | 6 |
| A.J. BrownWR · NE3 Rec, 48 Rec Yds | 5 |
| Germie BernardWR · PIT3 Rec, 27 Rec Yds | 4 |
| Josh DownsWR · IND2 Rec | 2 |
| Tyler HigbeeTE · LAR2 Rec | 2 |
| Juwan JohnsonTE · NO1 Rec | 1 |
| Eddy PineiroK · SF2 PAT Made, 1 PAT Miss | 1 |
Projected 120 · +13 vs proj
| Drake MayeQB · NE2 Pass TD, 321 Pass Yds, 1 Rush TD | 30 |
| Javonte WilliamsRB · DAL155 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD | 27 |
| Drake LondonWR · ATL7 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 66 Rec Yds | 16 |
| Colston LovelandTE · CHI7 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 69 Rec Yds | 16 |
| Devaughn VeleWR · NO1 Rec TD, 5 Rec, 54 Rec Yds | 13 |
| BroncosDEF · DEN3 Sack, Pts Allow 14-20 | 9 |
| Matthew GoldenWR · GB6 Rec, 39 Rec Yds | 7 |
| Woody MarksRB · HOU66 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 7 |
| Spencer ShraderK · IND1 FG 40-49, 1 PAT Made | 5 |
| Aaron Jones Sr.RB · MIN26 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 3 |
I choke harder than most 117 – 120 Puking Bozos 2024
Projected 114 · +3 vs proj
| Bucky IrvingRB · TB2 Rush TD, 106 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 26 |
| Jahmyr GibbsRB · DET116 Rush Yds, 5 Rec, 1 Fum Lost | 18 |
| KC Concepcion Jr.WR · CLE8 Rec, 129 Rec Yds, 23 Rush Yds | 17 |
| Kyler MurrayQB · MIN1 Pass TD, 150 Pass Yds, 39 Rush Yds | 13 |
| Kyle Pitts Sr.TE · ATL1 Rec TD, 5 Rec, 22 Rec Yds | 12 |
| Tyrone Tracy Jr.RB · NYG1 Rush TD, 15 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 9 |
| Jake BatesK · DET1 FG 40-49, 1 FG 20-29, 2 PAT Made | 9 |
| Jaylen WaddleWR · DEN4 Rec, 48 Rec Yds | 6 |
| Keenan AllenWR · IND3 Rec, 31 Rec Yds | 4 |
| New YorkDEF · NYJ2 Sack, Pts Allow 28-34 | 3 |
Projected 113 · +7 vs proj
| Ashton JeantyRB · LV8 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 61 Rec Yds | 18 |
| Puka NacuaWR · LAR8 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 68 Rec Yds | 18 |
| Luther Burden IIIWR · CHI1 Rec TD, 130 Rec Yds, 4 Rec | 17 |
| AtlantaDEF · ATL2 Sack, 2 Int, 2 Fum Rec | 15 |
| Will ReichardK · MIN1 FG 50+, 1 FG 40-49, 1 FG 20-29 | 13 |
| Tucker KraftTE · GB1 Rec TD, 4 Rec, 48 Rec Yds | 12 |
| Brock PurdyQB · SF1 Pass TD, 288 Pass Yds, 2 Int | 10 |
| Rome OdunzeWR · CHI4 Rec, 69 Rec Yds | 7 |
| Justin JeffersonWR · MIN4 Rec, 44 Rec Yds | 6 |
| Denzel BostonWR · CLE3 Rec, 27 Rec Yds | 4 |
Papa Pigskin 107 – 100 C.F.C.
Projected 118 · -11 vs proj
| Dak PrescottQB · DAL3 Pass TD, 212 Pass Yds, 1 2-PT | 27 |
| Jonathan TaylorRB · IND95 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 2 Rec | 17 |
| Kyren WilliamsRB · LAR99 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 2 Rec | 16 |
| PittsburghDEF · PITPts Allow 7-13, 2 Sack, 1 Int | 13 |
| Rico DowdleRB · PIT6 Rec, 41 Rush Yds, 45 Rec Yds | 12 |
| Christian WatsonWR · GB5 Rec, 57 Rec Yds | 7 |
| Chris Godwin Jr.WR · TB4 Rec, 27 Rec Yds | 5 |
| Harrison ButkerK · KC1 FG 50+ | 5 |
| Garrett WilsonWR · NYJ2 Rec, 26 Rec Yds | 3 |
| Isaiah LikelyTE · NYG2 Rec | 2 |
Projected 112 · -12 vs proj
| Matthew StaffordQB · LAR3 Pass TD, 195 Pass Yds, 1 Int | 20 |
| Amon-Ra St. BrownWR · DET9 Rec, 153 Rec Yds | 18 |
| MinnesotaDEF · MIN4 Sack, Pts Allow 7-13, 1 Int | 17 |
| T.J. HockensonTE · MIN1 Rec TD, 4 Rec, 35 Rec Yds | 11 |
| George KittleTE · SF8 Rec, 88 Rec Yds, 1 Fum Lost | 10 |
| Dallas GoedertTE · PHI5 Rec, 48 Rec Yds | 7 |
| Tyler LoopK · BAL1 FG 20-29, 1 FG 30-39, 1 PAT Made | 7 |
| Derrick HenryRB · BAL45 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 5 |
| Malik WashingtonWR · MIA3 Rec, 27 Rec Yds | 4 |
| Brandin CooksWR · SF1 Rec | 1 |
Week 6
- DCFC vs C.F.C.
- Dirt Sharks vs JZ's Crackback
- Seatown4Life vs The Spirit Of '57
- I choke harder than most vs Carson Lightning
- Endzone Celebration vs Puking Bozos 2024
- Papa Pigskin vs Otto Matic
DCFC 96 – 87 C.F.C.
Projected 107 · -11 vs proj
| Josh AllenQB · BUF2 Pass TD, 255 Pass Yds | 20 |
| Chris OlaveWR · NO1 Rec TD, 4 Rec, 43 Rec Yds | 12 |
| Alvin KamaraRB · NO1 Rec TD, 34 Rush Yds, 2 Rec | 12 |
| Ka'imi FairbairnK · HOU4 PAT Made, 1 FG 40-49, 1 FG 20-29 | 11 |
| Tetairoa McMillanWR · CAR6 Rec, 86 Rec Yds | 10 |
| Trey McBrideTE · ARI7 Rec, 53 Rec Yds | 9 |
| Dalton KincaidTE · BUF7 Rec, 38 Rec Yds | 8 |
| Tony PollardRB · TEN76 Rush Yds | 7 |
| RamsDEF · LARPts Allow 14-20, 1 Int | 5 |
| Terry McLaurinWR · WAS1 Rec, 27 Rec Yds | 2 |
Projected 118 · -31 vs proj
| Matthew StaffordQB · LAR2 Pass TD, 222 Pass Yds | 19 |
| George KittleTE · SF1 Rec TD, 5 Rec, 69 Rec Yds | 14 |
| Rachaad WhiteRB · WAS1 Rec TD, 4 Rec, 27 Rush Yds | 13 |
| Dallas GoedertTE · PHI6 Rec, 61 Rec Yds | 9 |
| PanthersDEF · CAR3 Sack, Pts Allow 14-20 | 9 |
| Parker WashingtonWR · JAX4 Rec, 64 Rec Yds | 7 |
| Mike EvansWR · SF94 Rec Yds, 3 Rec | 7 |
| Derrick HenryRB · BAL58 Rush Yds, 1 Fum Lost, 1 Rec | 4 |
| Tyler LoopK · BAL1 FG 30-39, 1 PAT Made | 4 |
| MarShawn LloydRB · GB10 Rush Yds | 1 |
Dirt Sharks 96 – 113 JZ's Crackback
Projected 99 · -3 vs proj
| ChiefsDEF · KCPts Allow 1-6, 4 Sack, 1 Int | 21 |
| DK MetcalfWR · PIT11 Rec, 93 Rec Yds | 15 |
| Dameon PierceRB · PHI1 Rush TD, 4 Rec, 35 Rush Yds | 13 |
| J.K. DobbinsRB · DEN1 Rush TD, 41 Rush Yds, 3 Rec | 13 |
| Zay FlowersWR · BAL6 Rec, 66 Rec Yds | 9 |
| Jason MyersK · SEA1 FG 50+, 1 FG 30-39 | 8 |
| Patrick MahomesQB · KC272 Pass Yds, 1 Int, 16 Rush Yds | 7 |
| Emanuel WilsonRB · SEA52 Rush Yds | 5 |
| Marvin Harrison Jr.WR · HOU3 Rec, 34 Rec Yds | 4 |
| Harold Fannin Jr.TE · CLE1 Rec | 1 |
Projected 96 · +17 vs proj
| Tyler ShoughQB · NO3 Pass TD, 1 Rush TD, 32 Rush Yds | 30 |
| Bhayshul TutenRB · JAX2 Rec TD, 4 Rec, 39 Rush Yds | 21 |
| Germie BernardWR · PIT11 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 87 Rec Yds | 21 |
| BrownsDEF · CLEPts Allow 7-13, 3 Sack, 1 Fum Rec | 15 |
| Kendre MillerRB · NO70 Rush Yds, 2 Rec | 9 |
| Josh DownsWR · IND4 Rec, 40 Rec Yds | 6 |
| A.J. BrownWR · NE3 Rec, 27 Rec Yds | 4 |
| Eddy PineiroK · SF1 FG 30-39, 2 PAT Made, 1 PAT Miss | 4 |
| Kenny GainwellRB · TB17 Rush Yds, 1 Rec, 51 Ret Yds | 3 |
| Juwan JohnsonTE · NO | 0 |
Seatown4Life 124 – 87 The Spirit Of '57
Projected 111 · +13 vs proj
| Kenneth Walker IIIRB · KC128 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TD, 2 Rec | 29 |
| Aaron RodgersQB · PIT2 Pass TD, 253 Pass Yds, 1 Int | 18 |
| Emeka EgbukaWR · TB7 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 48 Rec Yds | 15 |
| Rashid ShaheedWR · SEA5 Rec, 66 Rec Yds, 116 Ret Yds | 14 |
| CeeDee LambWR · DAL9 Rec, 70 Rec Yds | 12 |
| Braelon AllenRB · NYJ78 Rush Yds, 2 Rec, 26 Rec Yds | 10 |
| Cam LittleK · JAX1 FG 50+, 4 PAT Made | 9 |
| Brock BowersTE · LV4 Rec, 70 Rec Yds | 7 |
| SeahawksDEF · SEA2 Sack, Pts Allow 14-20 | 7 |
| Kalif RaymondWR · CHI2 Rec, 54 Ret Yds | 3 |
Projected 110 · -23 vs proj
| D'Andre SwiftRB · CHI2 Rush TD, 44 Rush Yds, 4 Rec | 21 |
| Jordan LoveQB · GB1 Pass TD, 1 Rush TD, 276 Pass Yds | 19 |
| Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWR · SEA12 Rec, 134 Rec Yds | 19 |
| PackersDEF · GBPts Allow 7-13, 2 Int, 1 Sack | 13 |
| Nico CollinsWR · HOU3 Rec, 74 Rec Yds | 6 |
| Tyler AllgeierRB · ARI38 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 4 |
| Pat FreiermuthTE · PIT2 Rec | 2 |
| Courtland SuttonWR · DEN2 Rec | 2 |
| Brandon AubreyK · DAL1 PAT Made | 1 |
| Cam SkatteboRB · NYG | 0 |
I choke harder than most 69 – 151 Carson Lightning
Projected 90 · -21 vs proj
| Kyle Pitts Sr.TE · ATL2 Rec TD, 5 Rec, 60 Rec Yds | 20 |
| Keenan AllenWR · IND8 Rec, 82 Rec Yds | 12 |
| Justin HerbertQB · LAC204 Pass Yds, 1 Int, 26 Rush Yds | 7 |
| Bucky IrvingRB · TB46 Rush Yds, 2 Rec | 6 |
| Omarion HamptonRB · LAC4 Rec, 18 Rush Yds, 21 Rec Yds | 6 |
| Cameron DickerK · LAC1 FG 20-29, 1 FG 30-39 | 6 |
| Jaylen WaddleWR · DEN4 Rec, 24 Rec Yds | 5 |
| KC Concepcion Jr.WR · CLE4 Rec, 37 Rec Yds | 5 |
| Ladd McConkeyWR · LAC1 Rec | 1 |
| JaguarsDEF · JAX1 Int, Pts Allow 28-34 | 1 |
Projected 116 · +35 vs proj
| Christian McCaffreyRB · SF2 Rush TD, 9 Rec, 64 Rush Yds | 27 |
| Jayden DanielsQB · WAS2 Pass TD, 300 Pass Yds, 10 Rush Yds | 25 |
| Chuba HubbardRB · CAR120 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 1 Rec | 22 |
| Chase McLaughlinK · TB2 FG 40-49, 1 FG 50+, 1 FG 30-39 | 17 |
| RavensDEF · BAL5 Sack, Pts Allow 7-13 | 17 |
| Xavier WorthyWR · KC7 Rec, 73 Rec Yds | 10 |
| Jalen CokerWR · CAR6 Rec, 97 Rec Yds | 10 |
| George PickensWR · DAL6 Rec, 73 Rec Yds | 9 |
| Jaylen WarrenRB · PIT50 Rush Yds, 2 Rec, 28 Rec Yds | 8 |
| Travis KelceTE · KC4 Rec, 53 Rec Yds | 6 |
Endzone Celebration 142 – 84 Puking Bozos 2024
Projected 119 · +23 vs proj
| Drake MayeQB · NE3 Pass TD, 235 Pass Yds, 24 Rush Yds | 27 |
| James Cook IIIRB · BUF95 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 3 Rec | 20 |
| BroncosDEF · DEN5 Sack, 2 Int, Pts Allow 14-20 | 19 |
| Matthew GoldenWR · GB6 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 104 Rec Yds | 18 |
| Colston LovelandTE · CHI6 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 65 Rec Yds | 15 |
| Javonte WilliamsRB · DAL1 Rush TD, 41 Rush Yds, 2 Rec | 12 |
| Drake LondonWR · ATL4 Rec, 62 Rec Yds, 1 2-PT | 9 |
| Spencer ShraderK · IND1 FG 40-49, 1 FG 20-29, 2 PAT Made | 9 |
| Woody MarksRB · HOU56 Rush Yds, 2 Rec, 25 Rec Yds | 8 |
| Devaughn VeleWR · NO3 Rec, 42 Rec Yds | 5 |
Projected 100 · -16 vs proj
| Brock PurdyQB · SF1 Pass TD, 264 Pass Yds, 28 Rush Yds | 16 |
| Ashton JeantyRB · LV1 Rush TD, 4 Rec, 22 Rush Yds | 13 |
| Luther Burden IIIWR · CHI8 Rec, 95 Rec Yds | 12 |
| Puka NacuaWR · LAR6 Rec, 80 Rec Yds | 10 |
| Jakobi MeyersWR · JAX5 Rec, 83 Rec Yds | 9 |
| FalconsDEF · ATL4 Sack, 1 Fum Rec, Pts Allow 28-34 | 9 |
| Tucker KraftTE · GB5 Rec, 37 Rec Yds | 6 |
| Rome OdunzeWR · CHI3 Rec, 39 Rec Yds | 4 |
| Blake GrupeK · LAR1 FG 40-49 | 4 |
| Denzel BostonWR · CLE1 Rec | 1 |
Papa Pigskin 102 – 134 Otto Matic
Projected 118 · -16 vs proj
| Isaiah LikelyTE · NYG6 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 99 Rec Yds | 18 |
| Jonathan TaylorRB · IND94 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 2 Rec | 17 |
| PittsburghDEF · PIT5 Sack, 2 Int, Pts Allow 14-20 | 17 |
| Harrison ButkerK · KC1 FG 50+, 1 FG 40-49, 1 FG 30-39 | 12 |
| Dak PrescottQB · DAL1 Pass TD, 258 Pass Yds, 2 Int | 10 |
| Kyren WilliamsRB · LAR50 Rush Yds, 3 Rec | 8 |
| Garrett WilsonWR · NYJ4 Rec, 44 Rec Yds | 6 |
| Christian WatsonWR · GB3 Rec, 64 Rec Yds | 6 |
| Davante AdamsWR · LAR3 Rec, 39 Rec Yds | 4 |
| Wan'Dale RobinsonWR · TEN3 Rec, 22 Rec Yds | 4 |
Projected 104 · +30 vs proj
| Trevor LawrenceQB · JAX4 Pass TD, 306 Pass Yds, 1 Int | 35 |
| Malik NabersWR · NYG12 Rec, 165 Rec Yds | 22 |
| New OrleansDEF · NO5 Sack, 3 Int, 1 Fum Rec | 18 |
| Tyler BassK · BUF2 FG 40-49, 1 FG 20-29, 1 FG 30-39 | 17 |
| Carnell TateWR · TEN6 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 70 Rec Yds | 15 |
| Khalil ShakirWR · BUF1 Rec TD, 4 Rec, 34 Rec Yds | 11 |
| Bijan RobinsonRB · ATL61 Rush Yds, 2 Rec | 8 |
| Michael WilsonWR · ARI4 Rec, 32 Rec Yds | 5 |
| Rhamondre StevensonRB · NE36 Rush Yds | 3 |
| Tyler WarrenTE · IND | 0 |
Week 5
- DCFC vs Carson Lightning
- Dirt Sharks vs C.F.C.
- Seatown4Life vs Endzone Celebration
- JZ's Crackback vs The Spirit Of '57
- I choke harder than most vs Otto Matic
- Papa Pigskin vs Puking Bozos 2024
DCFC 113 – 117 Carson Lightning
Projected 102 · +11 vs proj
| Josh AllenQB · BUF121 Rush Yds, 1 Pass TD, 1 Rush TD | 34 |
| Trey McBrideTE · ARI9 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 66 Rec Yds | 18 |
| Ka'imi FairbairnK · HOU1 FG 50+, 1 FG 40-49, 1 FG 20-29 | 17 |
| Blake CorumRB · LAR1 Rush TD, 3 Rec, 53 Rec Yds | 12 |
| Terry McLaurinWR · WAS4 Rec, 62 Rec Yds, 1 2-PT | 9 |
| Isaiah WilliamsWR · NYJ103 Ret Yds, 1 Rec | 7 |
| Chris OlaveWR · NO4 Rec, 46 Rec Yds | 6 |
| Tony PollardRB · TEN52 Rush Yds | 5 |
| Alvin KamaraRB · NO2 Rec, 12 Rush Yds | 3 |
| RamsDEF · LARPts Allow 35+, 1 Sack, 1 Int | 2 |
Projected 101 · +16 vs proj
| Jaylen WarrenRB · PIT101 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 6 Rec | 35 |
| George PickensWR · DAL9 Rec, 130 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD | 22 |
| Jameson WilliamsWR · DET2 Rec TD, 2 Rec, 47 Rec Yds | 16 |
| Christian McCaffreyRB · SF68 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 3 Rec | 15 |
| RavensDEF · BAL3 Sack, Pts Allow 14-20, 1 Int | 11 |
| Chase McLaughlinK · TB1 FG 40-49, 3 PAT Made | 7 |
| Sam DarnoldQB · SEA1 Pass TD, 2 Int, 195 Pass Yds | 6 |
| Jake FergusonTE · DAL3 Rec | 3 |
| Jeremiyah LoveRB · ARI22 Rush Yds | 2 |
| DeVonta SmithWR · PHI | 0 |
Dirt Sharks 122 – 171 C.F.C.
Projected 99 · +23 vs proj
| Jacoby BrissettQB · ARI3 Pass TD, 292 Pass Yds, 1 Int | 26 |
| Jason MyersK · SEA4 FG 40-49, 1 FG 50+, 2 PAT Made | 23 |
| TexansDEF · HOUPts Allow 1-6, 4 Sack, 1 Int | 21 |
| Ollie Gordon IIRB · MIA88 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD | 14 |
| Emanuel WilsonRB · SEA61 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 2 Rec | 12 |
| Zay FlowersWR · BAL8 Rec, 53 Rec Yds, 13 Rush Yds | 11 |
| Makai LemonWR · PHI5 Rec, 43 Rec Yds | 7 |
| Omarion HamptonRB · LAC33 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 4 |
| Brian RobinsonRB · ATL61 Ret Yds, 16 Rush Yds | 3 |
| Harold Fannin Jr.TE · CLE1 Rec | 1 |
Projected 116 · +55 vs proj
| Matthew StaffordQB · LAR3 Pass TD, 383 Pass Yds | 31 |
| Parker WashingtonWR · JAX2 Rec TD, 6 Rec, 124 Rec Yds | 25 |
| Derrick HenryRB · BAL102 Rush Yds, 1 Rec TD, 1 2-PT | 22 |
| Mike EvansWR · SF7 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 113 Rec Yds | 21 |
| MarShawn LloydRB · GB2 Rush TD, 31 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 16 |
| VikingsDEF · MINPts Allow 7-13, 2 Int, 1 Sack | 15 |
| Tyler LoopK · BAL2 FG 50+, 1 FG 20-29, 1 PAT Made | 14 |
| Malik WashingtonWR · MIA6 Rec, 43 Rec Yds, 73 Ret Yds | 11 |
| Amon-Ra St. BrownWR · DET6 Rec, 69 Rec Yds, 36 Ret Yds | 10 |
| George KittleTE · SF5 Rec, 24 Rec Yds | 6 |
Seatown4Life 116 – 178 Endzone Celebration
Projected 111 · +5 vs proj
| Jared GoffQB · DET3 Pass TD, 1 Rush TD, 271 Pass Yds | 32 |
| Braelon AllenRB · NYJ116 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 1 Rec | 21 |
| Brock BowersTE · LV8 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 110 Rec Yds | 18 |
| Emeka EgbukaWR · TB6 Rec, 1 Rush TD, 14 Rush Yds | 14 |
| BengalsDEF · CIN3 Sack, 2 Int, 1 Fum Rec | 12 |
| Cam LittleK · JAX1 FG 50+, 1 FG 30-39, 1 PAT Made | 8 |
| Rashid ShaheedWR · SEA2 Rec, 86 Ret Yds, 23 Rec Yds | 5 |
| Kalif RaymondWR · CHI3 Rec | 3 |
| CeeDee LambWR · DAL2 Rec | 2 |
| David MontgomeryRB · HOU11 Rush Yds | 1 |
Projected 119 · +59 vs proj
| Drake MayeQB · NE4 Pass TD, 374 Pass Yds, 1 Rush TD | 45 |
| James Cook IIIRB · BUF2 Rush TD, 111 Rush Yds, 1 Fum Lost | 25 |
| Aaron Jones Sr.RB · MIN113 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 3 Rec | 21 |
| Spencer ShraderK · IND2 FG 50+, 2 FG 20-29, 1 FG 40-49 | 21 |
| BroncosDEF · DEN5 Sack, 2 Fum Rec, Pts Allow 14-20 | 19 |
| Matthew GoldenWR · GB6 Rec, 123 Rec Yds, 1 2-PT | 15 |
| Drake LondonWR · ATL7 Rec, 118 Rec Yds | 13 |
| Javonte WilliamsRB · DAL1 Rush TD, 45 Rush Yds, 2 Rec | 12 |
| Devaughn VeleWR · NO4 Rec, 26 Rec Yds | 5 |
| Colston LovelandTE · CHI2 Rec | 2 |
JZ's Crackback 70 – 105 The Spirit Of '57
Projected 106 · -36 vs proj
| Ja'Marr ChaseWR · CIN6 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 77 Rec Yds | 15 |
| BrownsDEF · CLE4 Sack, 2 Fum Rec, Pts Allow 14-20 | 15 |
| Bhayshul TutenRB · JAX72 Rush Yds, 2 Rec, 24 Rec Yds | 10 |
| Dontayvion WicksWR · PHI5 Rec, 63 Rec Yds | 8 |
| Eddy PineiroK · SF1 FG 40-49, 3 PAT Made | 7 |
| Chase BrownRB · CIN39 Rush Yds, 3 Rec, 1 Fum Lost | 5 |
| Josh DownsWR · IND3 Rec, 47 Rec Yds | 5 |
| Juwan JohnsonTE · NO4 Rec | 4 |
| Kenny GainwellRB · TB3 Rec, 18 Rush Yds | 4 |
| Tyler ShoughQB · NO2 Int, 96 Pass Yds | -3 |
Projected 109 · -4 vs proj
| Jordan LoveQB · GB2 Pass TD, 367 Pass Yds, 1 2-PT | 27 |
| Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWR · SEA1 Rec TD, 102 Rec Yds, 5 Rec | 18 |
| Sam LaPortaTE · DET1 Rec TD, 5 Rec, 88 Rec Yds | 15 |
| D'Andre SwiftRB · CHI1 Rush TD, 43 Rush Yds, 4 Rec | 15 |
| EaglesDEF · PHI2 Sack, Pts Allow 14-20, 1 Int | 9 |
| Nico CollinsWR · HOU5 Rec, 56 Rec Yds | 7 |
| Cam SkatteboRB · NYG59 Rush Yds, 2 Rec, 1 Fum Lost | 5 |
| Brandon AubreyK · DAL1 FG 40-49, 1 PAT Made | 5 |
| Deebo Samuel Sr.WR · SF2 Rec, 1 Fum Lost, 21 Rec Yds | 2 |
| Tyler AllgeierRB · ARI2 Rec | 2 |
I choke harder than most 124 – 107 Otto Matic
Projected 114 · +10 vs proj
| Jahmyr GibbsRB · DET151 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TD, 5 Rec | 40 |
| Bucky IrvingRB · TB165 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 1 Rec TD | 36 |
| Kyle Pitts Sr.TE · ATL1 Rec TD, 5 Rec, 42 Rec Yds | 13 |
| Justin HerbertQB · LAC1 Pass TD, 54 Rush Yds, 121 Pass Yds | 10 |
| Quinshon JudkinsRB · CLE44 Rush Yds, 3 Rec | 7 |
| Cameron DickerK · LAC1 FG 40-49, 2 PAT Made | 6 |
| JaguarsDEF · JAXPts Allow 14-20, 1 Sack | 5 |
| DK MetcalfWR · PIT3 Rec, 11 Rush Yds | 4 |
| Jaylen WaddleWR · DEN2 Rec | 2 |
| KC Concepcion Jr.WR · CLE1 Rec | 1 |
Projected 107 · +0 vs proj
| Malik NabersWR · NYG11 Rec, 121 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD | 24 |
| Tyler WarrenTE · IND7 Rec, 1 Rush TD, 83 Rec Yds | 17 |
| Rhamondre StevensonRB · NE64 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 3 Rec | 16 |
| SaintsDEF · NO1 TD, 2 Sack, 2 Fum Rec | 14 |
| Bijan RobinsonRB · ATL86 Rush Yds, 4 Rec, 32 Rec Yds | 13 |
| Bo NixQB · DEN1 Pass TD, 123 Pass Yds, 1 Fum Lost | 8 |
| Evan McPhersonK · CIN4 PAT Made, 1 FG 20-29 | 7 |
| Michael WilsonWR · ARI4 Rec, 30 Rec Yds | 5 |
| Tee HigginsWR · CIN2 Rec, 22 Rec Yds | 3 |
| DJ MooreWR · BUF | 0 |
Papa Pigskin 140 – 117 Puking Bozos 2024
Projected 120 · +20 vs proj
| Isaiah LikelyTE · NYG2 Rec TD, 11 Rec, 94 Rec Yds | 27 |
| Christian WatsonWR · GB2 Rec TD, 143 Rec Yds, 6 Rec | 26 |
| Garrett WilsonWR · NYJ7 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 104 Rec Yds | 19 |
| Davante AdamsWR · LAR2 Rec TD, 5 Rec, 51 Rec Yds | 19 |
| Kyren WilliamsRB · LAR6 Rec, 1 Rush TD, 49 Rush Yds | 17 |
| Dak PrescottQB · DAL316 Pass Yds, 1 Pass TD, 2 Int | 14 |
| Jonathan TaylorRB · IND45 Rush Yds, 3 Rec, 37 Rec Yds | 8 |
| Chris Godwin Jr.WR · TB3 Rec, 37 Rec Yds | 4 |
| Trey SmackK · GB1 FG 30-39, 2 PAT Made, 1 PAT Miss | 4 |
| SteelersDEF · PIT1 Sack | 2 |
Projected 103 · +14 vs proj
| Puka NacuaWR · LAR17 Rec, 138 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD | 30 |
| Brock PurdyQB · SF2 Pass TD, 189 Pass Yds, 1 Int | 16 |
| FalconsDEF · ATL4 Sack, 1 TD, 1 Fum Rec | 15 |
| Justin JeffersonWR · MIN6 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 79 Rec Yds | 14 |
| Denzel BostonWR · CLE1 Rec TD, 3 Rec, 46 Rec Yds | 11 |
| Jake BatesK · DET6 PAT Made, 1 FG 40-49 | 10 |
| Tucker KraftTE · GB5 Rec, 64 Rec Yds | 8 |
| Ashton JeantyRB · LV3 Rec, 27 Rush Yds, 50 Rec Yds | 7 |
| Luther Burden IIIWR · CHI4 Rec, 47 Rec Yds | 6 |
| Breece HallRB · NYJ | 0 |
Week 4
- DCFC vs Puking Bozos 2024
- Dirt Sharks vs Papa Pigskin
- Seatown4Life vs JZ's Crackback
- I choke harder than most vs C.F.C.
- The Spirit Of '57 vs Carson Lightning
- Endzone Celebration vs Otto Matic
DCFC 133 – 118 Puking Bozos 2024
Projected 109 · +24 vs proj
| Tetairoa McMillanWR · CAR14 Rec, 2 Rec TD, 192 Rec Yds | 37 |
| Josh AllenQB · BUF1 Pass TD, 1 Rush TD, 253 Pass Yds | 18 |
| Ka'imi FairbairnK · HOU2 FG 50+, 1 FG 30-39, 3 PAT Made | 16 |
| Chris OlaveWR · NO8 Rec, 116 Rec Yds | 14 |
| Tony PollardRB · TEN1 Rush TD, 48 Rush Yds, 2 Rec | 12 |
| Isaiah WilliamsWR · NYJ1 Rec TD, 73 Rec Yds, 2 Rec | 11 |
| RamsDEF · LAR4 Sack, Pts Allow 14-20 | 11 |
| Trey McBrideTE · ARI7 Rec, 31 Rec Yds | 8 |
| Ryan FlournoyWR · DAL4 Rec, 37 Rec Yds | 5 |
| Dalton KincaidTE · BUF1 Rec | 1 |
Projected 99 · +19 vs proj
| Puka NacuaWR · LAR9 Rec, 1 Rush TD, 125 Rec Yds | 22 |
| Brock PurdyQB · SF2 Pass TD, 218 Pass Yds, 29 Rush Yds | 21 |
| Will ReichardK · MIN2 FG 40-49, 1 FG 50+, 1 FG 20-29 | 19 |
| Ashton JeantyRB · LV6 Rec, 58 Rush Yds, 68 Rec Yds | 14 |
| Tucker KraftTE · GB6 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 42 Rec Yds | 14 |
| Rome OdunzeWR · CHI6 Rec, 94 Rec Yds | 10 |
| Luther Burden IIIWR · CHI4 Rec, 63 Rec Yds, 11 Rush Yds | 8 |
| FalconsDEF · ATL2 Sack, 1 Fum Rec | 6 |
| Jacory Croskey-MerrittRB · WAS2 Rec, 15 Rush Yds, 35 Rec Yds | 4 |
| Breece HallRB · NYJ | 0 |
Dirt Sharks 99 – 118 Papa Pigskin
Projected 99 · +0 vs proj
| Emanuel WilsonRB · SEA81 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 1 Rec TD | 24 |
| Zay FlowersWR · BAL8 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 118 Rec Yds | 20 |
| Patrick MahomesQB · KC2 Pass TD, 225 Pass Yds | 19 |
| Omarion HamptonRB · LAC1 Rush TD, 45 Rush Yds, 2 Rec | 12 |
| Harold Fannin Jr.TE · CLE1 Rec TD, 3 Rec, 27 Rec Yds | 10 |
| Jason MyersK · SEA1 FG 30-39, 3 PAT Made, 1 PAT Miss | 5 |
| BillsDEF · BUF1 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Fum Rec | 5 |
| Michael Pittman Jr.WR · PIT2 Rec | 2 |
| Saquon BarkleyRB · PHI1 Rec | 1 |
| Jauan JenningsWR · MIN1 Rec | 1 |
Projected 118 · +0 vs proj
| Kyren WilliamsRB · LAR2 Rush TD, 10 Rec, 80 Rush Yds | 33 |
| Jonathan TaylorRB · IND2 Rush TD, 95 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 22 |
| Dak PrescottQB · DAL335 Pass Yds, 1 Pass TD | 18 |
| Isaiah LikelyTE · NYG7 Rec, 66 Rec Yds | 10 |
| SteelersDEF · PIT2 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Fum Rec | 8 |
| Chris Godwin Jr.WR · TB6 Rec, 31 Rec Yds | 7 |
| Harrison ButkerK · KC1 FG 20-29, 3 PAT Made | 6 |
| Christian WatsonWR · GB3 Rec, 47 Rec Yds | 5 |
| Davante AdamsWR · LAR4 Rec, 32 Rec Yds | 5 |
| Garrett WilsonWR · NYJ3 Rec, 27 Rec Yds | 4 |
Seatown4Life 147 – 82 JZ's Crackback
Projected 119 · +28 vs proj
| Kenneth Walker IIIRB · KC177 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TD, 1 Rec | 36 |
| CeeDee LambWR · DAL17 Rec, 189 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD | 34 |
| Jared GoffQB · DET412 Pass Yds, 1 Pass TD | 20 |
| Brock BowersTE · LV6 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 86 Rec Yds | 16 |
| SeahawksDEF · SEA4 Sack, 2 Int, 2 Fum Rec | 16 |
| Cam LittleK · JAX2 FG 50+, 1 FG 20-29, 1 PAT Made | 14 |
| Braelon AllenRB · NYJ59 Rush Yds, 2 Rec | 7 |
| Emeka EgbukaWR · TB2 Rec | 2 |
| David MontgomeryRB · HOU24 Rush Yds | 2 |
| Kenyon SadiqTE · NYJ | 0 |
Projected 109 · -27 vs proj
| Chase BrownRB · CIN11 Rec, 71 Rec Yds, 10 Rush Yds | 15 |
| Tyler ShoughQB · NO1 Pass TD, 286 Pass Yds | 14 |
| BrownsDEF · CLE5 Sack, 2 Int | 14 |
| Bhayshul TutenRB · JAX73 Rush Yds, 2 Rec | 9 |
| Kenny GainwellRB · TB1 Rec TD, 2 Rec, 22 Rec Yds | 9 |
| Juwan JohnsonTE · NO6 Rec, 59 Rec Yds | 8 |
| Eddy PineiroK · SF1 FG 20-29, 3 PAT Made | 6 |
| Ja'Marr ChaseWR · CIN3 Rec, 27 Rec Yds | 4 |
| Josh DownsWR · IND3 Rec | 3 |
| Rashee RiceWR · KC | 0 |
I choke harder than most 105 – 116 C.F.C.
Projected 106 · -1 vs proj
| Quinshon JudkinsRB · CLE6 Rec, 1 Rush TD, 53 Rush Yds | 19 |
| Jahmyr GibbsRB · DET1 Rush TD, 46 Rush Yds, 4 Rec | 15 |
| Jaylen WaddleWR · DEN1 Rec TD, 5 Rec, 35 Rec Yds | 12 |
| Cameron DickerK · LAC2 FG 30-39, 1 FG 40-49, 2 PAT Made | 12 |
| DK MetcalfWR · PIT5 Rec, 115 Rec Yds | 11 |
| JaguarsDEF · JAX2 Sack, 2 Int, Pts Allow 14-20 | 11 |
| Justin HerbertQB · LAC1 Pass TD, 2 Int, 40 Rush Yds | 8 |
| Stefon DiggsWR · WAS5 Rec, 35 Rec Yds | 6 |
| Bucky IrvingRB · TB61 Rush Yds | 6 |
| Kyle Pitts Sr.TE · ATL3 Rec, 47 Rec Yds | 5 |
Projected 114 · +2 vs proj
| Kyle MonangaiRB · CHI146 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TD, 1 Rec | 30 |
| Derrick HenryRB · BAL73 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 2 Rec | 15 |
| George KittleTE · SF1 Rec TD, 4 Rec, 70 Rec Yds | 13 |
| VikingsDEF · MINPts Allow 7-13, 2 Sack, 1 Fum Rec | 13 |
| Amon-Ra St. BrownWR · DET8 Rec, 75 Rec Yds | 11 |
| Matthew StaffordQB · LAR317 Pass Yds, 2 Int, 10 Rush Yds | 9 |
| Mike EvansWR · SF5 Rec, 76 Rec Yds | 8 |
| Malik WashingtonWR · MIA5 Rec, 67 Rec Yds | 8 |
| Tyler LoopK · BAL1 FG 50+, 3 PAT Made | 8 |
| Parker WashingtonWR · JAX1 Rec | 1 |
The Spirit Of '57 129 – 110 Carson Lightning
Projected 119 · +10 vs proj
| Nico CollinsWR · HOU2 Rec TD, 7 Rec, 118 Rec Yds | 25 |
| Lamar JacksonQB · BAL2 Pass TD, 222 Pass Yds, 20 Rush Yds | 21 |
| Sam LaPortaTE · DET8 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 84 Rec Yds | 18 |
| Deebo Samuel Sr.WR · SF1 Rec TD, 5 Rec, 44 Rush Yds | 17 |
| PackersDEF · GB3 Sack, 2 Int, Pts Allow 14-20 | 13 |
| Brandon AubreyK · DAL1 FG 50+, 4 PAT Made, 1 FG 30-39 | 12 |
| Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWR · SEA5 Rec, 76 Rec Yds | 8 |
| Cam SkatteboRB · NYG58 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 6 |
| D'Andre SwiftRB · CHI58 Rush Yds, 2 Rec, 1 Fum Lost | 5 |
| TreVeyon HendersonRB · NE42 Rush Yds | 4 |
Projected 117 · -7 vs proj
| Chuba HubbardRB · CAR122 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TD, 1 Rec | 28 |
| Bryce YoungQB · CAR2 Pass TD, 329 Pass Yds | 24 |
| Christian McCaffreyRB · SF1 Rush TD, 52 Rush Yds, 3 Rec | 14 |
| Jameson WilliamsWR · DET6 Rec, 102 Rec Yds | 12 |
| RavensDEF · BALPts Allow 14-20, 1 Sack, 1 Int | 9 |
| Xavier WorthyWR · KC4 Rec, 70 Rec Yds | 7 |
| Jeremiyah LoveRB · ARI63 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 7 |
| George PickensWR · DAL75 Rec Yds, 2 Rec | 5 |
| Travis KelceTE · KC2 Rec | 2 |
| Chase McLaughlinK · TB2 PAT Made | 2 |
Endzone Celebration 150 – 116 Otto Matic
Projected 117 · +33 vs proj
| Javonte WilliamsRB · DAL3 Rush TD, 62 Rush Yds, 5 Rec | 30 |
| Drake MayeQB · NE3 Pass TD, 269 Pass Yds, 54 Rush Yds | 29 |
| Spencer ShraderK · IND2 FG 40-49, 1 FG 50+, 3 PAT Made | 16 |
| James Cook IIIRB · BUF75 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 2 Rec | 15 |
| Aaron Jones Sr.RB · MIN94 Rush Yds, 4 Rec, 34 Rec Yds | 14 |
| BearsDEF · CHIPts Allow 7-13, 3 Sack | 13 |
| Matthew GoldenWR · GB1 Rec TD, 3 Rec, 21 Rec Yds | 10 |
| Drake LondonWR · ATL5 Rec, 96 Rec Yds | 9 |
| Colston LovelandTE · CHI6 Rec, 57 Rec Yds | 8 |
| Jordan AddisonWR · MIN4 Rec, 52 Rec Yds | 6 |
Projected 112 · +4 vs proj
| Bijan RobinsonRB · ATL145 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TD, 1 Rec | 30 |
| Tee HigginsWR · CIN11 Rec, 157 Rec Yds | 20 |
| Malik NabersWR · NYG6 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 112 Rec Yds | 18 |
| Rhamondre StevensonRB · NE1 Rush TD, 47 Rush Yds, 3 Rec | 16 |
| Trevor LawrenceQB · JAX1 Pass TD, 227 Pass Yds | 13 |
| Tyler WarrenTE · IND5 Rec, 41 Rec Yds | 7 |
| Evan McPhersonK · CIN1 FG 20-29, 2 PAT Made | 5 |
| ChiefsDEF · KC1 Int, 1 Fum Rec | 4 |
| Dalton SchultzTE · HOU2 Rec | 2 |
| DJ MooreWR · BUF1 Rec | 1 |
Week 3
- DCFC vs Otto Matic
- Dirt Sharks vs I choke harder than most
- Seatown4Life vs Papa Pigskin
- JZ's Crackback vs Puking Bozos 2024
- The Spirit Of '57 vs C.F.C.
- Endzone Celebration vs Carson Lightning
DCFC 74 – 129 Otto Matic
Projected 107 · -33 vs proj
| Josh AllenQB · BUF2 Rush TD, 204 Pass Yds, 2 Int | 16 |
| Chris OlaveWR · NO9 Rec, 107 Rec Yds | 15 |
| Tony PollardRB · TEN74 Rush Yds, 4 Rec, 22 Rec Yds | 12 |
| Trey McBrideTE · ARI9 Rec, 75 Rec Yds | 12 |
| Ka'imi FairbairnK · HOU1 FG 20-29, 2 PAT Made | 5 |
| Alvin KamaraRB · NO36 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 4 |
| RamsDEF · LAR1 Sack, 1 Int | 4 |
| Blake CorumRB · LAR2 Rec, 15 Rush Yds | 3 |
| Tetairoa McMillanWR · CAR2 Rec | 2 |
| Dalton KincaidTE · BUF2 Rec, 1 Fum Lost, 38 Rec Yds | 1 |
Projected 108 · +21 vs proj
| Bijan RobinsonRB · ATL194 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TD, 2 Rec | 39 |
| Trevor LawrenceQB · JAX3 Pass TD, 182 Pass Yds, 1 Int | 22 |
| Tee HigginsWR · CIN6 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 90 Rec Yds | 16 |
| Tyler WarrenTE · IND9 Rec, 55 Rec Yds | 11 |
| Evan McPhersonK · CIN1 FG 50+, 1 FG 30-39, 3 PAT Made | 11 |
| DJ MooreWR · BUF6 Rec, 67 Rec Yds | 9 |
| Malik NabersWR · NYG5 Rec, 26 Rec Yds | 6 |
| PanthersDEF · CAR2 Sack, 1 Fum Rec | 6 |
| Rhamondre StevensonRB · NE3 Rec, 22 Rush Yds | 5 |
| Dalton SchultzTE · HOU3 Rec, 30 Rec Yds | 4 |
Dirt Sharks 86 – 118 I choke harder than most
Projected 97 · -11 vs proj
| Harold Fannin Jr.TE · CLE2 Rec TD, 7 Rec, 51 Rec Yds | 21 |
| Patrick MahomesQB · KC2 Pass TD, 246 Pass Yds, 1 Int | 17 |
| Zay FlowersWR · BAL5 Rec, 84 Rec Yds, 20 Rush Yds | 11 |
| Saquon BarkleyRB · PHI82 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 9 |
| Jason MyersK · SEA1 FG 50+, 4 PAT Made | 9 |
| Marvin Harrison Jr.WR · ARI3 Rec, 40 Rec Yds | 5 |
| Xavier HutchinsonWR · HOU3 Rec, 51 Rec Yds | 5 |
| Omarion HamptonRB · LAC56 Rush Yds | 5 |
| 49ersDEF · SF2 Sack, Pts Allow 28-34 | 3 |
| Emanuel WilsonRB · SEA14 Rush Yds | 1 |
Projected 111 · +7 vs proj
| Jahmyr GibbsRB · DET2 Rush TD, 99 Rush Yds, 7 Rec | 37 |
| JaguarsDEF · JAXPts Allow 1-6, 3 Sack, 2 Int | 21 |
| Justin HerbertQB · LAC1 Pass TD, 226 Pass Yds, 1 Int | 12 |
| DK MetcalfWR · PIT1 Rec TD, 3 Rec, 31 Rec Yds | 10 |
| Cameron DickerK · LAC2 FG 30-39, 1 FG 20-29, 1 PAT Made | 10 |
| Quinshon JudkinsRB · CLE70 Rush Yds, 2 Rec | 9 |
| Ladd McConkeyWR · LAC4 Rec, 66 Rec Yds | 7 |
| Bucky IrvingRB · TB46 Rush Yds, 2 Rec | 6 |
| Jaylen WaddleWR · DEN1 2-PT, 2 Rec, 14 Rush Yds | 5 |
| Kyle Pitts Sr.TE · ATL1 Rec | 1 |
Seatown4Life 121 – 107 Papa Pigskin
Projected 111 · +10 vs proj
| Brock BowersTE · LV10 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 116 Rec Yds | 22 |
| Kenneth Walker IIIRB · KC70 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 1 Rec TD | 21 |
| Jared GoffQB · DET2 Pass TD, 269 Pass Yds | 20 |
| Kenyon SadiqTE · NYJ7 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 105 Rec Yds | 19 |
| CeeDee LambWR · DAL7 Rec, 112 Rec Yds, 1 2-PT | 15 |
| Emeka EgbukaWR · TB5 Rec, 62 Rec Yds | 8 |
| David MontgomeryRB · HOU33 Rush Yds, 2 Rec | 5 |
| Cam LittleK · JAX5 PAT Made | 5 |
| SeahawksDEF · SEA2 Sack | 4 |
| Emmett JohnsonRB · KC17 Rush Yds, 31 Ret Yds | 2 |
Projected 115 · -8 vs proj
| Garrett WilsonWR · NYJ10 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 107 Rec Yds | 22 |
| Dak PrescottQB · DAL1 Pass TD, 276 Pass Yds, 1 2-PT | 17 |
| Christian WatsonWR · GB7 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 96 Rec Yds | 17 |
| Kyren WilliamsRB · LAR88 Rush Yds, 6 Rec, 70 Rec Yds | 17 |
| Davante AdamsWR · LAR7 Rec, 137 Rec Yds | 14 |
| Jonathan TaylorRB · IND68 Rush Yds, 2 Rec | 8 |
| Harrison ButkerK · KC1 FG 30-39, 3 PAT Made | 6 |
| Chris Godwin Jr.WR · TB3 Rec, 25 Rec Yds | 4 |
| Isaiah LikelyTE · NYG2 Rec | 2 |
| PatriotsDEF · NEPts Allow 35+, 1 Sack, 1 Int | 0 |
JZ's Crackback 118 – 118 Puking Bozos 2024
Projected 112 · +6 vs proj
| Juwan JohnsonTE · NO2 Rec TD, 8 Rec, 53 Rec Yds | 20 |
| Ja'Marr ChaseWR · CIN9 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 98 Rec Yds | 19 |
| Bhayshul TutenRB · JAX73 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 2 Rec | 15 |
| Rashee RiceWR · KC7 Rec, 88 Rec Yds | 11 |
| ChiefsDEF · KCPts Allow 7-13, 1 Int, 1 Fum Rec | 11 |
| Jalen HurtsQB · PHI1 Rush TD, 153 Pass Yds, 1 Int | 10 |
| Kenny GainwellRB · TB160 Ret Yds, 2 Rec | 10 |
| Chase BrownRB · CIN61 Rush Yds, 2 Rec | 8 |
| Josh DownsWR · IND5 Rec, 77 Rec Yds | 8 |
| Eddy PineiroK · SF1 FG 50+, 3 PAT Made, 2 PAT Miss | 6 |
Projected 106 · +12 vs proj
| Brock PurdyQB · SF4 Pass TD, 297 Pass Yds, 34 Rush Yds | 35 |
| ChargersDEF · LAC4 Sack, 3 Fum Rec, 2 Int | 18 |
| Luther Burden IIIWR · CHI7 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 61 Rec Yds | 16 |
| Will ReichardK · MIN2 FG 50+, 1 FG 40-49, 2 PAT Made | 16 |
| Ashton JeantyRB · LV56 Rush Yds, 3 Rec, 37 Rec Yds | 9 |
| Breece HallRB · NYJ32 Rush Yds, 3 Rec, 23 Rec Yds | 7 |
| Rome OdunzeWR · CHI3 Rec, 44 Rec Yds | 5 |
| Tucker KraftTE · GB4 Rec, 26 Rec Yds | 5 |
| Mark AndrewsTE · BAL3 Rec, 24 Rec Yds | 4 |
| Justin JeffersonWR · MIN2 Rec, 32 Rec Yds | 3 |
The Spirit Of '57 97 – 125 C.F.C.
Projected 116 · -19 vs proj
| Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWR · SEA2 Rec TD, 10 Rec, 128 Rec Yds | 29 |
| Lamar JacksonQB · BAL2 Pass TD, 50 Rush Yds, 186 Pass Yds | 21 |
| Cam SkatteboRB · NYG60 Rush Yds, 3 Rec, 40 Rec Yds | 11 |
| Brandon AubreyK · DAL2 FG 20-29, 1 FG 30-39, 2 PAT Made | 11 |
| D'Andre SwiftRB · CHI84 Rush Yds, 2 Rec | 10 |
| Tre TuckerWR · LV4 Rec, 43 Rec Yds | 6 |
| Sam LaPortaTE · DET3 Rec, 44 Rec Yds | 5 |
| TreVeyon HendersonRB · NE23 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 3 |
| Rashod BatemanWR · BAL2 Rec, 37 Rec Yds | 3 |
| PackersDEF · GBPts Allow 35+, 1 Int | -2 |
Projected 103 · +22 vs proj
| George KittleTE · SF2 Rec TD, 6 Rec, 82 Rec Yds | 22 |
| Derrick HenryRB · BAL2 Rush TD, 89 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 21 |
| VikingsDEF · MIN6 Sack, 2 Int, Pts Allow 14-20 | 19 |
| Tyler LoopK · BAL1 FG 50+, 4 PAT Made, 1 FG 20-29 | 12 |
| C.J. StroudQB · HOU1 Pass TD, 167 Pass Yds, 10 Rush Yds | 11 |
| Parker WashingtonWR · JAX1 Rec TD, 3 Rec, 40 Rec Yds | 11 |
| Amon-Ra St. BrownWR · DET1 Rec TD, 4 Rec | 10 |
| Mike EvansWR · SF1 Rec TD, 3 Rec, 34 Rec Yds | 10 |
| Malik WashingtonWR · MIA5 Rec, 56 Rec Yds, 55 Ret Yds | 8 |
| De'Von AchaneRB · MIA17 Rush Yds | 1 |
Endzone Celebration 88 – 117 Carson Lightning
Projected 111 · -23 vs proj
| James Cook IIIRB · BUF154 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 1 Fum Lost | 25 |
| Drake LondonWR · ATL9 Rec, 194 Rec Yds | 20 |
| Javonte WilliamsRB · DAL98 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 2 Rec | 17 |
| Aaron Jones Sr.RB · MIN58 Rush Yds, 5 Rec, 34 Rec Yds | 11 |
| Colston LovelandTE · CHI4 Rec, 31 Rec Yds | 5 |
| BengalsDEF · CIN2 Sack, 1 Int, Pts Allow 28-34 | 5 |
| Devaughn VeleWR · NO3 Rec, 39 Rec Yds | 4 |
| Wil LutzK · DEN2 PAT Made | 2 |
| Jadarian PriceRB · SEA1 Fum Lost, 15 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 0 |
| Drake MayeQB · NE2 Int, 199 Pass Yds, 1 Fum Lost | -1 |
Projected 112 · +5 vs proj
| Jeremiyah LoveRB · ARI90 Rush Yds, 1 Rec TD, 5 Rec | 20 |
| Christian McCaffreyRB · SF75 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 4 Rec | 19 |
| Chuba HubbardRB · CAR82 Rush Yds, 4 Rec, 28 Rec Yds | 13 |
| Bryce YoungQB · CAR1 Pass TD, 291 Pass Yds, 1 Int | 12 |
| Chase McLaughlinK · TB1 FG 50+, 1 FG 20-29, 1 FG 30-39 | 12 |
| George PickensWR · DAL7 Rec, 82 Rec Yds | 11 |
| Travis KelceTE · KC1 Rec TD, 2 Rec, 59 Rec Yds | 10 |
| DeVonta SmithWR · PHI6 Rec, 65 Rec Yds | 9 |
| Jameson WilliamsWR · DET4 Rec, 49 Rec Yds | 6 |
| RavensDEF · BAL1 Sack, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Blk Kick | 5 |
Week 2
- DCFC vs Papa Pigskin
- Dirt Sharks vs Endzone Celebration
- Seatown4Life vs C.F.C.
- JZ's Crackback vs I choke harder than most
- The Spirit Of '57 vs Otto Matic
- Carson Lightning vs Puking Bozos 2024
DCFC 146 – 174 Papa Pigskin
Projected 111 · +35 vs proj
| Josh AllenQB · BUF3 Pass TD, 2 Rush TD, 69 Rush Yds | 43 |
| Chris OlaveWR · NO8 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 86 Rec Yds | 18 |
| Dalton KincaidTE · BUF7 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 95 Rec Yds | 17 |
| Trey McBrideTE · ARI8 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 41 Rec Yds | 16 |
| RamsDEF · LARPts Allow 1-6, 2 Sack, 1 Int | 15 |
| Tetairoa McMillanWR · CAR5 Rec, 101 Rec Yds | 11 |
| Blake CorumRB · LAR79 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 8 |
| Tony PollardRB · TEN64 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 7 |
| Ka'imi FairbairnK · HOU1 FG 40-49, 1 FG 30-39 | 7 |
| Terry McLaurinWR · WAS2 Rec, 50 Rec Yds | 4 |
Projected 114 · +60 vs proj
| Dak PrescottQB · DAL4 Pass TD, 279 Pass Yds, 26 Rush Yds | 34 |
| Davante AdamsWR · LAR2 Rec TD, 195 Rec Yds, 8 Rec | 31 |
| Jonathan TaylorRB · IND2 Rush TD, 92 Rush Yds, 4 Rec | 27 |
| PatriotsDEF · NEPts Allow 1-6, 4 Sack, 1 TD | 27 |
| Kyren WilliamsRB · LAR85 Rush Yds, 1 Rec TD, 2 Rec | 14 |
| Garrett WilsonWR · NYJ1 Rec TD, 5 Rec, 57 Rec Yds | 13 |
| Christian WatsonWR · GB1 Rec TD, 4 Rec, 41 Rec Yds | 12 |
| Isaiah LikelyTE · NYG5 Rec, 33 Rec Yds | 6 |
| Chris Godwin Jr.WR · TB3 Rec, 46 Rec Yds, 12 Rush Yds | 6 |
| Cairo SantosK · CHI1 FG 50+, 1 FGM 20-29 | 4 |
Jez put up 146, blowing past his 111 projection by 35 points, and still lost by 28 because Chad's Papa Pigskin torched its own number even harder, scoring 174 against a 114 projection. Josh Allen carried Jez with 43 points on 3 passing touchdowns, 2 rushing scores and 69 yards on the ground, but Terry McLaurin's 4-point dud left a hole. Dak Prescott answered right back for Chad with 34 points and four total touchdowns, proof that 146 still isn't enough some weeks.
Dirt Sharks 59 – 88 Endzone Celebration
Projected 97 · -38 vs proj
| Omarion HamptonRB · LAC94 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 2 Rec | 16 |
| 49ersDEF · SF4 Sack, Pts Allow 7-13 | 15 |
| Harold Fannin Jr.TE · CLE5 Rec, 54 Rec Yds | 7 |
| Jason MyersK · SEA4 PAT Made, 1 FG 30-39 | 7 |
| Caleb WilliamsQB · CHI42 Rush Yds, 138 Pass Yds, 1 Int | 5 |
| Pat FreiermuthTE · PIT4 Rec, 32 Rec Yds | 5 |
| Kendrick BourneWR · ARI2 Rec | 2 |
| Saquon BarkleyRB · PHI1 Rec | 1 |
| Alec PierceWR · IND1 Rec | 1 |
| Marvin Harrison Jr.WR · ARI | 0 |
Projected 119 · -31 vs proj
| James Cook IIIRB · BUF135 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 1 Rec | 23 |
| Aaron Jones Sr.RB · MIN105 Rush Yds | 13 |
| BroncosDEF · DENPts Allow 7-13, 2 Sack, 1 Int | 13 |
| Wil LutzK · DEN1 FG 40-49, 1 FG 20-29, 2 PAT Made | 9 |
| Javonte WilliamsRB · DAL30 Rush Yds, 3 Rec, 20 Rec Yds | 7 |
| Drake MayeQB · NE208 Pass Yds, 1 Int, 17 Rush Yds | 6 |
| Drake LondonWR · ATL4 Rec, 51 Rec Yds | 6 |
| Matthew GoldenWR · GB4 Rec, 58 Rec Yds | 6 |
| Jadarian PriceRB · SEA52 Rush Yds, 1 Fum Lost, 1 Rec | 4 |
| Colston LovelandTE · CHI1 Rec | 1 |
TysonQ's Dirt Sharks face-planted, scoring just 59 against a 97 projection, a 38-point miss, and fell to Nathan's 88. Nathan didn't exactly cover himself in glory either, missing his own 119 projection by 31, but 88 still beat 59. Omarion Hampton was the lone bright spot for TysonQ with 16 points while Marvin Harrison Jr. goose-egged, and James Cook III paced Nathan with 23 points on 135 rushing yards.
Seatown4Life 121 – 102 C.F.C.
Projected 100 · +21 vs proj
| CeeDee LambWR · DAL2 Rec TD, 8 Rec, 153 Rec Yds | 29 |
| Kenneth Walker IIIRB · KC117 Rush Yds, 6 Rec, 61 Rec Yds | 23 |
| Joe BurrowQB · CIN2 Pass TD, 207 Pass Yds | 19 |
| SeahawksDEF · SEAPts Allow 7-13, 2 Sack, 1 Int | 13 |
| Emeka EgbukaWR · TB1 Rec TD, 3 Rec | 9 |
| Kalif RaymondWR · CHI5 Rec, 40 Rec Yds, 30 Ret Yds | 8 |
| Cam LittleK · JAX1 FG 40-49, 1 FG 20-29, 1 PAT Made | 8 |
| AJ BarnerTE · SEA1 Rush TD, 1 Rec | 7 |
| David MontgomeryRB · HOU2 Rec, 10 Rush Yds | 3 |
| Caleb DouglasWR · MIA2 Rec | 2 |
Projected 117 · -15 vs proj
| Amon-Ra St. BrownWR · DET2 Rec TD, 9 Rec, 142 Rec Yds | 29 |
| C.J. StroudQB · HOU353 Pass Yds, 29 Rush Yds | 15 |
| Derrick HenryRB · BAL68 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 3 Rec | 15 |
| Parker WashingtonWR · JAX7 Rec, 98 Rec Yds | 11 |
| De'Von AchaneRB · MIA74 Rush Yds, 3 Rec | 10 |
| Travis Etienne Jr.RB · NO25 Rush Yds, 2 Rec, 1 2-PT | 6 |
| Tyler LoopK · BAL1 FG 40-49, 2 PAT Made | 6 |
| Mike EvansWR · SF3 Rec, 54 Rec Yds | 5 |
| BuccaneersDEF · TB2 Sack | 4 |
| Dallas GoedertTE · PHI1 Rec | 1 |
Ryan cruised past his 100-point projection with 121 and beat Nils 121-102, while Nils missed his own 117 projection by 15. Both teams got the exact same 29 points from a stud receiver, CeeDee Lamb for Ryan and Amon-Ra St. Brown for Nils, but Ryan's depth won the day. Caleb Douglas and Dallas Goedert quietly killed both benches with 2 and 1 point respectively.
JZ's Crackback 101 – 78 I choke harder than most
Projected 107 · -6 vs proj
| Ja'Marr ChaseWR · CIN2 Rec TD, 7 Rec, 75 Rec Yds | 22 |
| Jalen HurtsQB · PHI2 Pass TD, 264 Pass Yds, 2 Int | 17 |
| Bhayshul TutenRB · JAX65 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 2 Rec | 14 |
| Chase BrownRB · CIN80 Rush Yds, 3 Rec | 11 |
| Josh DownsWR · IND7 Rec, 72 Rec Yds | 10 |
| Rashee RiceWR · KC4 Rec, 83 Rec Yds | 8 |
| Juwan JohnsonTE · NO4 Rec, 66 Rec Yds | 7 |
| Kenny GainwellRB · TB3 Rec, 78 Ret Yds, 10 Rush Yds | 6 |
| Eddy PineiroK · SF5 PAT Made | 5 |
| ChiefsDEF · KC1 Int, Pts Allow 28-34 | 1 |
Projected 116 · -38 vs proj
| Jahmyr GibbsRB · DET6 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 52 Rush Yds | 20 |
| Jaylen WaddleWR · DEN8 Rec, 138 Rec Yds | 15 |
| Bucky IrvingRB · TB89 Rush Yds, 4 Rec | 12 |
| Quinshon JudkinsRB · CLE5 Rec, 21 Rush Yds, 27 Rec Yds | 8 |
| Justin HerbertQB · LAC1 Pass TD, 2 Int, 192 Pass Yds | 6 |
| DK MetcalfWR · PIT4 Rec, 27 Rec Yds | 5 |
| JaguarsDEF · JAXPts Allow 14-20, 1 Int | 5 |
| Ladd McConkeyWR · LAC3 Rec, 35 Rec Yds | 4 |
| Cameron DickerK · LAC2 PAT Made | 2 |
| Kyle Pitts Sr.TE · ATL1 Rec | 1 |
Jonathan's JZ's Crackback slipped just 6 points under projection but still handled Brad 101-78, and Brad's team lived up to its name, missing its 116 projection by a brutal 38 points. Ja'Marr Chase led the way for Jonathan with 22 points on two touchdown catches, while his Chiefs defense mustered just 1. Jahmyr Gibbs kept Brad's night from total collapse with 20 points, but Kyle Pitts Sr.'s 1-point outing didn't help.
The Spirit Of '57 121 – 75 Otto Matic
Projected 109 · +12 vs proj
| Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWR · SEA3 Rec TD, 9 Rec, 155 Rec Yds | 36 |
| Brandon AubreyK · DAL1 FG 50+, 1 FG 40-49, 4 PAT Made | 16 |
| Lamar JacksonQB · BAL1 Pass TD, 235 Pass Yds, 34 Rush Yds | 14 |
| Sam LaPortaTE · DET6 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 52 Rec Yds | 14 |
| TreVeyon HendersonRB · NE76 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD | 13 |
| D'Andre SwiftRB · CHI5 Rec, 45 Rush Yds, 54 Rec Yds | 9 |
| Cam SkatteboRB · NYG4 Rec, 36 Rush Yds | 7 |
| EaglesDEF · PHI2 Sack, Pts Allow 14-20 | 7 |
| Deebo Samuel Sr.WR · SF3 Rec, 31 Rec Yds | 4 |
| Jayden ReedWR · GB1 Rec | 1 |
Projected 111 · -36 vs proj
| Dalton SchultzTE · HOU12 Rec, 140 Rec Yds | 20 |
| Tyler WarrenTE · IND6 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 21 Rec Yds | 13 |
| Evan McPhersonK · CIN2 FG 50+, 2 PAT Made | 12 |
| Bijan RobinsonRB · ATL72 Rush Yds, 3 Rec | 10 |
| Tee HigginsWR · CIN5 Rec, 95 Rec Yds | 9 |
| CowboysDEF · DALPts Allow 14-20, 1 Fum Rec | 5 |
| Rhamondre StevensonRB · NE43 Rush Yds, 1 Fum Lost, 1 Rec | 3 |
| Trevor LawrenceQB · JAX189 Pass Yds, 1 Int | 2 |
| Malik NabersWR · NYG1 Rec | 1 |
| DJ MooreWR · BUF | 0 |
Krenk beat his projection by 12 and steamrolled Miles 121-75, while Miles cratered 36 points under his 111 projection. Jaxon Smith-Njigba was the whole story for Krenk, going off for 36 points on 3 touchdown catches and 155 yards. Dalton Schultz gave Miles a bright spot with 20 points, but DJ Moore's zero-point performance summed up the rest of his lineup.
Carson Lightning 115 – 82 Puking Bozos 2024
Projected 117 · -2 vs proj
| DeVonta SmithWR · PHI10 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 117 Rec Yds | 22 |
| Travis KelceTE · KC9 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 101 Rec Yds | 21 |
| Christian McCaffreyRB · SF2 Rush TD, 4 Rec, 23 Rush Yds | 20 |
| Jayden DanielsQB · WAS69 Rush Yds, 1 Pass TD, 96 Pass Yds | 13 |
| Chuba HubbardRB · CAR1 Rec TD, 53 Rush Yds, 2 Rec | 13 |
| George PickensWR · DAL6 Rec, 40 Rec Yds | 8 |
| RavensDEF · BAL3 Sack | 6 |
| Jeremiyah LoveRB · ARI3 Rec, 29 Rush Yds | 5 |
| Harrison MevisK · LAR4 PAT Made | 4 |
| Jameson WilliamsWR · DET2 Rec, 33 Rec Yds | 3 |
Projected 102 · -20 vs proj
| Brock PurdyQB · SF2 Pass TD, 1 Rush TD, 287 Pass Yds | 29 |
| Breece HallRB · NYJ5 Rec, 63 Rec Yds, 29 Rush Yds | 10 |
| Will ReichardK · MIN2 FG 30-39, 1 FG 40-49 | 10 |
| Ashton JeantyRB · LV48 Rush Yds, 4 Rec | 8 |
| Mark AndrewsTE · BAL6 Rec, 49 Rec Yds | 8 |
| ChargersDEF · LAC2 Sack, 1 Int | 6 |
| Justin JeffersonWR · MIN3 Rec, 55 Rec Yds | 5 |
| Luther Burden IIIWR · CHI3 Rec, 32 Rec Yds | 4 |
| Tucker KraftTE · GB2 Rec | 2 |
| Puka NacuaWR · LAR | 0 |
Scott came in almost dead on his projection, 2 points shy of 117, and still beat DQ 115-82 as the Puking Bozos missed their own number by 20. DeVonta Smith led Scott with 22 points and 117 receiving yards, while Jameson Williams was a non-factor with 3. Brock Purdy put up 29 points for DQ on 287 passing yards, but Puka Nacua's zero-point week left too big a gap to close.
Week 1
- DCFC vs Seatown4Life
- Dirt Sharks vs Puking Bozos 2024
- JZ's Crackback vs Carson Lightning
- I choke harder than most vs Endzone Celebration
- The Spirit Of '57 vs Papa Pigskin
- Otto Matic vs C.F.C.
DCFC 118 – 145 Seatown4Life
Projected 99 · +19 vs proj
| Josh AllenQB · BUF2 Pass TD, 2 Rush TD, 334 Pass Yds | 38 |
| Chris OlaveWR · NO10 Rec, 182 Rec Yds | 21 |
| Trey McBrideTE · ARI9 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 95 Rec Yds | 19 |
| Dalton KincaidTE · BUF130 Rec Yds, 5 Rec | 12 |
| Ka'imi FairbairnK · HOU1 FG 50+, 4 PAT Made | 9 |
| Tetairoa McMillanWR · CAR5 Rec, 75 Rec Yds, 1 Fum Lost | 6 |
| Blake CorumRB · LAR54 Rush Yds | 5 |
| Tony PollardRB · TEN35 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 4 |
| Terry McLaurinWR · WAS2 Rec | 2 |
| RamsDEF · LAR1 Int | 2 |
Projected 103 · +42 vs proj
| Kenneth WalkerRB · KC173 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 1 Rec TD | 38 |
| David MontgomeryRB · HOU2 Rush TD, 60 Rush Yds, 1 Rec TD | 27 |
| SeahawksDEF · SEAPts Allow 7-13, 3 Sack, 3 Int | 19 |
| Joe BurrowQB · CIN1 Pass TD, 254 Pass Yds, 1 Int | 14 |
| CeeDee LambWR · DAL1 Rec TD, 5 Rec, 44 Rec Yds | 13 |
| Cam LittleK · JAX2 FG 40-49, 4 PAT Made | 12 |
| Caleb DouglasWR · MIA5 Rec, 94 Rec Yds | 9 |
| Emeka EgbukaWR · TB5 Rec, 63 Rec Yds | 8 |
| Rashid ShaheedWR · SEA89 Ret Yds, 1 Rec | 3 |
| AJ BarnerTE · SEA2 Rec | 2 |
Jez dropped 118, beat his projection by 19, and still lost by 27 because Ryan's Seatown4Life went nuclear for 145, a whopping 42 points over projection. Josh Allen was nearly unstoppable for DCFC, 38 points on 2 pass TD, 2 rush TD and 334 yards through the air, but Kenneth Walker matched him with 38 of his own, 173 rushing yards and touchdowns on the ground and through the air. Yahoo will show you the box score, ncfb.jez.is shows you the version that actually explains what happened.
Dirt Sharks 99 – 117 Puking Bozos 2024
Projected 102 · -3 vs proj
| Caleb WilliamsQB · CHI2 Pass TD, 2 Rush TD, 65 Rush Yds | 38 |
| Zay FlowersWR · BAL150 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD, 5 Rec | 20 |
| Saquon BarkleyRB · PHI83 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 9 |
| Omarion HamptonRB · LAC1 Rush TD, 43 Rush Yds, 1 Fum Lost | 8 |
| Alec PierceWR · IND4 Rec, 61 Rec Yds | 7 |
| Jason MyersK · SEA1 FG 20-29, 1 FG 30-39, 1 PAT Made | 7 |
| Michael Pittman Jr.WR · PIT3 Rec, 58 Rec Yds | 5 |
| Harold Fannin Jr.TE · CLE2 Rec, 21 Rec Yds | 3 |
| Marvin Harrison Jr.WR · ARI1 Rec, 33 Rec Yds | 2 |
| TexansDEF · HOU2 Sack, Pts Allow 35+ | 0 |
Projected 110 · +7 vs proj
| Ashton JeantyRB · LV2 Rec TD, 102 Rush Yds, 6 Rec | 33 |
| Brock PurdyQB · SF3 Pass TD, 205 Pass Yds, 1 Int | 25 |
| Breece HallRB · NYJ102 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 2 Rec | 21 |
| Puka NacuaWR · LAR5 Rec, 74 Rec Yds | 8 |
| Will ReichardK · MIN4 PAT Made, 1 FG 30-39 | 7 |
| Luther Burden IIIWR · CHI5 Rec, 63 Rec Yds, 1 Fum Lost | 6 |
| Tucker KraftTE · GB3 Rec, 65 Rec Yds | 6 |
| Brian Thomas Jr.WR · JAX3 Rec, 40 Rec Yds | 5 |
| Rome OdunzeWR · CHI2 Rec, 52 Rec Yds | 4 |
| ChargersDEF · LAC1 Sack | 2 |
TysonQ got a monster 38 from Caleb Williams, 2 pass TD, 2 rush TD and 65 rush yards, but the Dirt Sharks still missed their projection by 3 and fell 99-117. DQ's Puking Bozos 2024 beat their number by 7 behind Ashton Jeanty's 33-point outing, 2 receiving touchdowns and 102 yards on the ground. Check ncfb.jez.is for the numbers Yahoo doesn't bother to tell you.
JZ's Crackback 102 – 89 Carson Lightning
Projected 103 · -1 vs proj
| Jalen HurtsQB · PHI3 Pass TD, 203 Pass Yds, 46 Rush Yds | 29 |
| Chase BrownRB · CIN1 Rush TD, 56 Rush Yds, 5 Rec | 17 |
| Juwan JohnsonTE · NO1 Rec TD, 3 Rec, 54 Rec Yds | 11 |
| Eddy PineiroK · SF1 FG 50+, 1 FG 20-29, 3 PAT Made | 11 |
| BillsDEF · BUF3 Sack, 2 Fum Rec, Pts Allow 28-34 | 9 |
| Rashee RiceWR · KC1 Rec TD, 2 Rec | 8 |
| Bhayshul TutenRB · JAX66 Rush Yds, 1 Rec, 22 Rec Yds | 8 |
| A.J. BrownWR · NE3 Rec, 26 Rec Yds | 4 |
| Josh DownsWR · IND2 Rec, 37 Rec Yds | 3 |
| Ja'Marr ChaseWR · CIN2 Rec | 2 |
Projected 111 · -22 vs proj
| Chuba HubbardRB · CAR1 Rush TD, 1 Rec TD, 49 Rush Yds | 20 |
| Jayden DanielsQB · WAS2 Pass TD, 164 Pass Yds, 31 Rush Yds | 19 |
| Christian McCaffreyRB · SF68 Rush Yds, 5 Rec, 20 Rec Yds | 12 |
| Jaylen WarrenRB · PIT5 Rec, 46 Rush Yds, 1 Fum Lost | 8 |
| RavensDEF · BAL2 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Fum Rec | 8 |
| Travis KelceTE · KC3 Rec, 71 Rec Yds | 6 |
| Jameson WilliamsWR · DET4 Rec, 45 Rec Yds | 6 |
| DeVonta SmithWR · PHI3 Rec, 53 Rec Yds | 5 |
| George PickensWR · DAL3 Rec, 28 Rec Yds | 4 |
| Harrison MevisK · LAR1 PAT Made | 1 |
Jonathan squeaked out a 102-89 win despite finishing 1 point under his projection, with Jalen Hurts doing the heavy lifting, 29 points on 3 pass TD and 203 yards through the air. Scott's Carson Lightning missed their number by a brutal 22 points, and kicker Harrison Mevis didn't help, scratching out just 1 point. Same story every week, the real numbers behind the Yahoo score live at ncfb.jez.is.
I choke harder than most 117 – 55 Endzone Celebration
Projected 120 · -3 vs proj
| Jahmyr GibbsRB · DET156 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TD, 5 Rec | 37 |
| JaguarsDEF · JAX5 Sack, Pts Allow 7-13, 1 Int | 21 |
| Bucky IrvingRB · TB7 Rec, 1 Rush TD, 45 Rush Yds | 17 |
| Ladd McConkeyWR · LAC1 Rec TD, 5 Rec, 82 Rec Yds | 15 |
| Justin HerbertQB · LAC1 Pass TD, 209 Pass Yds, 1 Int | 13 |
| DK MetcalfWR · PIT4 Rec, 40 Rec Yds | 6 |
| Quinshon JudkinsRB · CLE33 Rush Yds, 2 Rec | 5 |
| Cameron DickerK · LAC2 PAT Made | 2 |
| Jaylen WaddleWR · DEN1 Rec | 1 |
| Kyle Pitts Sr.TE · ATL | 0 |
Projected 111 · -56 vs proj
| Javonte WilliamsRB · DAL1 Rush TD, 1 Rec TD, 5 Rec | 22 |
| Drake MayeQB · NE3 Int, 1 Pass TD, 47 Rush Yds | 8 |
| James Cook IIIRB · BUF57 Rush Yds, 3 Rec | 8 |
| Jadarian PriceRB · SEA52 Rush Yds, 2 Rec | 7 |
| Wil LutzK · DEN1 FG 30-39, 1 PAT Made | 4 |
| Drake LondonWR · ATL2 Rec, 29 Rec Yds | 3 |
| J.K. DobbinsRB · DEN36 Rush Yds | 3 |
| Jordan AddisonWR · MIN | 0 |
| Colston LovelandTE · CHI | 0 |
| TitansDEF · TEN | 0 |
Brad's 'I choke harder than most' didn't choke this week, cruising to a 117-55 blowout even while landing 3 points under projection. Jahmyr Gibbs was the story, 37 points on 156 rushing yards and 2 touchdowns, while Nathan's Endzone Celebration missed their number by a gut punch 56 points despite Javonte Williams putting up 22. Yahoo just shows the final, ncfb.jez.is shows you why it happened.
The Spirit Of '57 129 – 154 Papa Pigskin
Projected 110 · +19 vs proj
| D'Andre SwiftRB · CHI3 Rush TD, 124 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 34 |
| Lamar JacksonQB · BAL324 Pass Yds, 1 Pass TD, 1 Rush TD | 26 |
| Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWR · SEA8 Rec, 122 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD | 21 |
| Nico CollinsWR · HOU7 Rec, 1 Rec TD, 75 Rec Yds | 16 |
| Cam SkatteboRB · NYG81 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD | 14 |
| Sam LaPortaTE · DET5 Rec, 48 Rec Yds | 7 |
| Jayden ReedWR · GB3 Rec, 20 Rec Yds | 4 |
| EaglesDEF · PHI1 Sack, 1 Blk Kick | 4 |
| Courtland SuttonWR · DEN2 Rec | 2 |
| Brandon AubreyK · DAL2 PAT Made, 1 PAT Miss | 1 |
Projected 112 · +42 vs proj
| Christian WatsonWR · GB2 Rec TD, 147 Rec Yds, 6 Rec | 26 |
| SteelersDEF · PIT4 Sack, Pts Allow 7-13, 1 TD | 25 |
| Jonathan TaylorRB · IND2 Rush TD, 98 Rush Yds, 3 Rec | 23 |
| Isaiah LikelyTE · NYG2 Rec TD, 8 Rec, 78 Rec Yds | 23 |
| Dak PrescottQB · DAL2 Pass TD, 175 Pass Yds, 1 Int | 15 |
| Kyren WilliamsRB · LAR1 Rush TD, 41 Rush Yds, 3 Rec | 14 |
| Cairo SantosK · CHI8 PAT Made, 1 FG 40-49 | 12 |
| Garrett WilsonWR · NYJ6 Rec, 79 Rec Yds | 9 |
| Davante AdamsWR · LAR3 Rec, 26 Rec Yds | 4 |
| Rico DowdleRB · PIT2 Rec, 15 Rush Yds | 3 |
Krenk beat his projection by 19 and still got run over, as Chad's Papa Pigskin exploded for 154, 42 points over its number. D'Andre Swift was brilliant for the Spirit Of '57, 34 points on 3 rushing touchdowns and 124 yards, but Christian Watson answered for Chad with 26, 2 touchdowns and 147 yards on just 6 catches. The Yahoo score alone doesn't tell that story, head to ncfb.jez.is for the rest.
Otto Matic 138 – 146 C.F.C.
Projected 111 · +27 vs proj
| Trevor LawrenceQB · JAX4 Pass TD, 245 Pass Yds | 31 |
| Bijan RobinsonRB · ATL83 Rush Yds, 8 Rec, 1 Rec TD | 26 |
| Evan McPhersonK · CIN2 FG 50+, 1 FG 20-29, 1 FG 30-39 | 19 |
| DJ MooreWR · BUF1 Rec TD, 5 Rec, 100 Rec Yds | 17 |
| Rhamondre StevensonRB · NE51 Rush Yds, 5 Rec, 44 Rec Yds | 12 |
| Malik NabersWR · NYG6 Rec, 69 Rec Yds | 9 |
| Tyler WarrenTE · IND1 Rec TD, 3 Rec | 9 |
| Tee HigginsWR · CIN3 Rec, 59 Rec Yds | 5 |
| Carnell TateWR · TEN4 Rec, 38 Rec Yds | 5 |
| CowboysDEF · DAL2 Sack, 1 Fum Rec, Pts Allow 28-34 | 5 |
Projected 117 · +29 vs proj
| Derrick HenryRB · BAL3 Rush TD, 144 Rush Yds, 1 Rec | 36 |
| Amon-Ra St. BrownWR · DET2 Rec TD, 10 Rec, 67 Rec Yds | 25 |
| Dallas GoedertTE · PHI2 Rec TD, 4 Rec, 77 Rec Yds | 19 |
| Parker WashingtonWR · JAX1 Rec TD, 5 Rec, 83 Rec Yds | 15 |
| Tyler LoopK · BAL5 PAT Made, 1 FG 50+, 1 FG 40-49 | 14 |
| Travis Etienne Jr.RB · NO7 Rec, 46 Rush Yds, 32 Rec Yds | 12 |
| VikingsDEF · MIN4 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Fum Rec | 12 |
| De'Von AchaneRB · MIA4 Rec, 36 Rush Yds, 30 Rec Yds | 8 |
| MarShawn LloydRB · GB37 Rush Yds | 3 |
| Matthew StaffordQB · LAR155 Pass Yds, 1 Int | 2 |
Miles beat his projection by 27 and still lost, because Nils's C.F.C. beat theirs by 29 in a 146-138 nailbiter. Trevor Lawrence threw for 31 points, 4 touchdowns and 245 yards for Otto Matic, but Derrick Henry was the difference for Nils, 36 points on 144 rushing yards and 3 scores. Both sides crushed their Yahoo projections, but only ncfb.jez.is has the full breakdown of how.