Hall of Champions

23 seasons, 2003 to 2025. Every trophy the league has handed out, every wing you'd rather not be in, and the final table from all of it.

The Champions

  1. 2025Seatown4LifeRyan · beat C.F.C.
  2. 2024The Spirit Of '57Krenk · beat Endzone Celebration
  3. 2023All InChad · beat DEATH TO DAN SNYDER
  4. 2022All InChad · beat JZ's Crackback
  5. 2021The Spirit Of '57Krenk · beat Hurts Donut
  6. 2020Endzone CelebrationNathan Adams · beat LA Traitors
  7. 2019Team HomerNils · beat Half Staff
  8. 2018Team HomerNils · beat Folsom Trojans
  9. 2017G.O.A.T. and 1 BAMFBrad · beat A Team Has No Name
  10. 2016Carson LightningScott Bishop · beat AP's Revenge
  11. 2015Escape from PachecoTysonQ · beat Joe Buck Yourself
  12. 2014DucksauceJosh · beat Lights Out
  13. 2013G.O.A.T. and 1 BAMFBrad · beat Endzone Celebration
  14. 2012RG3STACKSJez · beat Lights Out
  15. 2011I want Pete to cheatNils · beat G.O.A.T. and 1 BAMF
  16. 2010Puking BozosDQ · beat Cro's Tackling Skule
  17. 2009East Bay TrojansTysonQ · beat Endzone Celebration
  18. 2008LT for PresidentAndy Bishop · beat Honolulu Hurricanes
  19. 2007G.O.A.T. and 1 BAMFBrad · beat Lights Out
  20. 2006Clothesline Crewmanager unknown · beat Honolulu Hurricanes
  21. 2005Holdouts/Suspendeesmanager unknown · beat Puking Bozos
  22. 2004Portland PrideJeff Youker · beat sandiegosupercharger
  23. 2003San Diego Suckersmanager unknown · beat Laguna Hills Trojans

Some of the wings below you want your name in. Most of them you don't.

The Glory

The Trophy Case

Championships won.

  1. 1Nils32011, 2018, 2019
  2. 2Brad32007, 2013, 2017
  3. 3TysonQ22009, 2015
  4. 4Chad22022, 2023
  5. 5Krenk22021, 2024
  6. 6Scott Bishop12016
  7. 7Nathan Adams12020
  8. 8Jez12012
  9. 9Andy Bishop12008
  10. 10DQ12010
  11. 11Jeff Youker12004
  12. 12Ryan12025

MVP Manager

Best all-time win percentage, minimum 5 seasons.

  1. 1Chad0.61384-53-0 over 10 seasons, 2 titles
  2. 2Nick0.56667-51-3 over 8 seasons, no titles
  3. 3Scott Bishop0.530159-141-3 over 21 seasons, 1 title
  4. 4Jeff Youker0.52659-53-1 over 7 seasons, 1 title
  5. 5Andy Bishop0.523102-93-4 over 14 seasons, 1 title
  6. 6Krenk0.52199-91-3 over 14 seasons, 2 titles
  7. 7Nathan Adams0.517165-154-1 over 22 seasons, 1 title
  8. 8Nils0.517139-130-0 over 19 seasons, 3 titles
  9. 9TysonQ0.512171-163-3 over 23 seasons, 2 titles
  10. 10Brad0.498150-151-2 over 21 seasons, 3 titles
  11. 11Jay0.49295-98-0 over 14 seasons, no titles
  12. 12Jez0.477135-148-3 over 20 seasons, 1 title

Best Team Ever

Single best regular season in league history, by record then points.

  1. 1Clothesline Crew16-1-02006 - manager unknown, 1559 pts - won it all
  2. 2All In12-2-02023 - Chad, 1752 pts - won it all
  3. 3Seatown4Life12-2-02025 - Ryan, 1750 pts - won it all
  4. 4Puking Bozos12-2-02010 - DQ, 1479 pts - won it all
  5. 5Portland Pride14-2-12004 - Jeff Youker, 1337 pts - won it all
  6. 6LT for President13-2-22008 - Andy Bishop, 1540 pts - won it all
  7. 7The Spirit Of '5711-3-02024 - Krenk, 1863 pts - won it all
  8. 8Folsom Trojans11-3-02022 - TysonQ, 1639 pts
  9. 9Carson Lightning11-3-02024 - Scott Bishop, 1490 pts
  10. 10G.O.A.T. and 1 BAMF11-3-02017 - Brad, 1435 pts - won it all

Cinderellas

Champions who backed in -- lowest regular-season seed to win the whole thing.

  1. 1San Diego Suckersseed 12003, 13-4-0
  2. 2Portland Prideseed 12004 - Jeff Youker, 14-2-1
  3. 3Holdouts/Suspendeesseed 12005, 13-4-0
  4. 4Clothesline Crewseed 12006, 16-1-0
  5. 5G.O.A.T. and 1 BAMFseed 12007 - Brad, 12-5-0
  6. 6LT for Presidentseed 12008 - Andy Bishop, 13-2-2

The Long Haul

The Iron Men

Seasons played. Yahoo lost most of the 2003-2005 names, so a count is only ever as long as the names behind it -- some of these are shorter than the truth.

  1. 1DQ232003-2025, longest run 23
  2. 2TysonQ232003-2025, longest run 23
  3. 3Nathan Adams222003-2025, longest run 20
  4. 4Brad212005-2025, longest run 21
  5. 5Scott Bishop212004-2025, longest run 20
  6. 6Jez202006-2025, longest run 20
  7. 7Nils192006-2025, longest run 18
  8. 8Andy Bishop142007-2020, longest run 14
  9. 9Jay142011-2024, longest run 14
  10. 10Krenk142012-2025, longest run 14
  11. 11Ryan132013-2025, longest run 13
  12. 12Chad102016-2025, longest run 10

Still Waiting

The longest careers with nothing to show for them -- most seasons played, never a title.

  1. 1Jay146 playoff berths
  2. 2Nick8runner-up 2006, 2008
  3. 3Jonathan4runner-up 2022
  4. 4Brent3never even close
  5. 5El Jefe2never even close
  6. 6el jefe2never even close
  7. 7Jared1never even close
  8. 8Mark Lee1never even close
  9. 9Miles1never even close
  10. 10Nick1never even close
  11. 11SD1never even close

Identity Crisis

Most different team names used. Commitment issues.

  1. 1TysonQ15Arizona Cardinals, Arizona Trojans, Average Joes, Brad Child Fan Club...
  2. 2Nils12A Team Has No Name, C-Hoax, C.F.C., Hurts Donut...
  3. 3Jez11Bad Newz Kennelz, DCFC, DEATH TO DAN SNYDER, Fat Albert #92...
  4. 4DQ10Puking Bozo's, Puking Bozos, Puking Bozos 1936, Puking Bozos 2020...
  5. 5Andy Bishop9Bold New Tradition, Cro's Tackling Skule, In Philip We Trust, LA Traitors...
  6. 6Brad8Big Laundry Conspiracy, G.O.A.T UH OH, G.O.A.T., G.O.A.T. and 1 BAMF...
  7. 7Nathan Adams7Endzone Celebration, Endzone Failures, Hot Gurley's, NotInLastCelebration...
  8. 8Chad7AP's Revenge, All In, Cant Cut The Mostert, Half Staff...
  9. 9Jeff Youker6Baghdad Bombsquad, Bernardino Bashers, Loma Linda Linkettes, Portland Pride...
  10. 10Scott Bishop4Carson Lightning, Lights Out, Return to Glory, sandiegosupercharger

The Suffering

The Basement

Worst all-time win percentage, minimum 5 seasons. Someone has to be here.

  1. 1Ryan0.44780-99-0, 2 last-place finishes
  2. 2DQ0.461154-180-3, 2 last-place finishes
  3. 3Jez0.477135-148-3, 1 last-place finishes
  4. 4Jay0.49295-98-0, 2 last-place finishes
  5. 5Brad0.498150-151-2, 1 last-place finishes
  6. 6TysonQ0.512171-163-3, 1 last-place finishes
  7. 7Nils0.517139-130-0, 2 last-place finishes
  8. 8Nathan Adams0.517165-154-1
  9. 9Krenk0.52199-91-3
  10. 10Andy Bishop0.523102-93-4, 3 last-place finishes
  11. 11Jeff Youker0.52659-53-1, 1 last-place finishes
  12. 12Scott Bishop0.530159-141-3, 1 last-place finishes

Worst Team Ever

The other end of the same list.

  1. 1Seatown4Life0-13-02018 - Ryan, 947 pts
  2. 2I won a game!!!!1-13-02024 - Brad, 1309 pts
  3. 3G.O.A.T. and 1 BAMF2-12-02015 - Brad, 1025 pts
  4. 4SanDiegoSuperChokers2-12-02014 - Andy Bishop, 1044 pts
  5. 5The Irishmen3-14-02004 - manager unknown, 844 pts
  6. 6Bernardino Bashers3-14-02007 - Jeff Youker, 1093 pts
  7. 7Redskins Nation2-11-12009 - Mark Lee, 1049 pts
  8. 8RG3STACKS3-11-02015 - Jez, 894 pts
  9. 9Puking Bozos 7.73-11-02016 - DQ, 1022 pts
  10. 10DCFC3-11-02022 - Jez, 1220 pts

Paper Champions

Best regular seasons that ended with no trophy.

  1. 1Folsom Trojans11-3-02022 - TysonQ, finished 4
  2. 2Carson Lightning11-3-02024 - Scott Bishop, finished 4
  3. 3Lights Out11-3-02014 - Scott Bishop, finished 2
  4. 4In Philip We Trust11-3-02012 - Andy Bishop, finished 3
  5. 5Joe Buck Yourself11-3-02015 - Nils, finished 2
  6. 6Kaptain Kirk Killas11-3-02017 - Jez, finished 4

Heartbreak Hotel

Most times finishing second.

  1. 1Scott Bishop42004, 2007, 2012, 2014
  2. 2Nils42015, 2017, 2021, 2025
  3. 3Nathan Adams32009, 2013, 2024
  4. 4TysonQ22003, 2018
  5. 5Andy Bishop22010, 2020
  6. 6Chad22016, 2019
  7. 7Nick22006, 2008
  8. 8DQ12005
  9. 9Brad12011
  10. 10Jez12023

Robbed

Most points scored in a losing season -- good teams the schedule ate.

  1. 1Endzone Celebration15652025 - Nathan Adams, 6-8-0, 1596 against
  2. 2Seatown4Life15222024 - Ryan, 6-8-0, 1705 against
  3. 3Papa Pigskin15162025 - Chad, 5-9-0, 1600 against
  4. 4Puking Bozos 202415032025 - DQ, 6-8-0, 1533 against
  5. 5I am not gooder than you14932023 - Brad, 5-9-0, 1633 against
  6. 6Honolulu Hurricanes14592007 - Nick, 7-10-0, 1502 against

The Extremes

Biggest Weeks

Highest single-week score by any team, any season.

  1. 1Endzone Celebration2192019 week 1 - Nathan Adams, beat Seatown4Life (97)
  2. 2The Spirit Of '571982023 week 15 - Krenk, beat Kapo-diasic (128)
  3. 3Kapo-diasic1952019 week 3 - Jay, beat Folsom Trojans (95)
  4. 4C.F.C.1902025 week 12 - Nils, beat Endzone Celebration (163)
  5. 5Seatown4Life1892025 week 10 - Ryan, beat Papa Pigskin (118)
  6. 6The Spirit Of '571882024 week 17 - Krenk, beat Endzone Celebration (96)
  7. 7Team Homer1812018 week 16 - Nils, beat Folsom Trojans (120)
  8. 8Team Homer1812019 week 15 - Nils, beat Kapo-diasic (108)
  9. 9Kapo-diasic1802019 week 8 - Jay, beat Team Homer (115)
  10. 10Endzone Celebration1782019 week 7 - Nathan Adams, beat Team Homer (79)

Worst Weeks

The lowest a team has ever put up in a single week.

  1. 1Placervillains92004 week 8, lost to Gimpstars (72)
  2. 2Risin' Up122005 week 13, lost to Arizona Trojans (71)
  3. 3Puking Bozos192003 week 3 - DQ, lost to Miami Griesemonkeys (62)
  4. 4Puking Bozos222005 week 2 - DQ, lost to Holdouts/Suspendees (56)
  5. 5RG3STACKS252015 week 9 - Jez, lost to Endzone Celebration (96)
  6. 6RG3STACKS252015 week 14 - Jez, lost to Open Gates of HGH (108)
  7. 7RetardKillers262004 week 8, lost to Thailand Humidity (85)
  8. 8Gimpstars272004 week 6 - Brent, lost to Phoenix Trojans (51)
  9. 9SecondHalfSurge272005 week 7, lost to Holdouts/Suspendees (70)
  10. 10Cro's Tackling Skule272010 week 8 - Andy Bishop, lost to Owens' Cinco (82)

Biggest Blowouts

Widest margin of victory ever recorded.

  1. 1Endzone Celebration over Seatown4Life+1222019 week 1, 219-97
  2. 2JZ's Crackback over Seasick Hawks Fan+1152022 week 14, 160-45
  3. 3Escape from Pacheco over G.O.A.T. and 1 BAMF+1122015 week 3, 154-42
  4. 4Endzone Celebration over JZ's Crackback+1032024 week 11, 171-68
  5. 5Kapo-diasic over Folsom Trojans+1002019 week 3, 195-95
  6. 6Endzone Celebration over Team Homer+992019 week 7, 178-79
  7. 7Temple Drive Trojans over Lockout Champs+972011 week 5, 149-52
  8. 8Endzone Celebration over DCFC+962020 week 14, 168-72
  9. 9Escape from Pacheco over Joe Buck Yourself+942015 week 16, 167-73
  10. 10Portland Pride over Gimpstars+932004 week 3, 134-41

Nail-Biters

Closest games in league history. Ties excluded.

  1. 1The Ninja-Turtles over Miami Griesemonkeys+1.002003 week 2, 73-72
  2. 2ione ballas over The Ninja-Turtles+1.002003 week 3, 59-58
  3. 3The Wangers over Can O WHOOP ASS+1.002003 week 12, 96-95
  4. 4Baghdad Bombsquad over ¤ §†€€£€® P®iD€ ¤+1.002003 week 15, 97-96
  5. 5The Wangers over Puking Bozos+1.002003 week 15, 77-76
  6. 6The Wangers over Gimpstars+1.002003 week 17, 34-33
  7. 7Puking Bozos over team yet to be named+1.002004 week 2, 59-58
  8. 8Placervillains over RetardKillers+1.002004 week 7, 55-54
  9. 9G.O.A.T UH OH over Puking Bozo's+1.002006 week 7, 88-87
  10. 10Honolulu Hurricanes over California Beaches+1.002006 week 10, 76-75

The Draft

Most-Drafted Ever

The players this league keeps coming back to.

  1. 1Ravens22drafts
  2. 2Tom Brady20drafts
  3. 3Patriots20drafts
  4. 4Eagles19drafts
  5. 5Steelers19drafts
  6. 6Drew Brees17drafts
  7. 7Larry Fitzgerald17drafts
  8. 8Seahawks17drafts
  9. 9Vikings17drafts
  10. 10Ben Roethlisberger17drafts

The 1.01 Club

Every player ever taken first overall, and who reached for them.

  1. 1CeeDee Lamb2025Chad
  2. 2Christian McCaffrey2024Nils
  3. 3Austin Ekeler2023Scott Bishop
  4. 4Jonathan Taylor2022Jonathan
  5. 5Christian McCaffrey2021Brad
  6. 6Christian McCaffrey2020DQ
  7. 7Alvin Kamara2019Jay
  8. 8Todd Gurley2018Nathan Adams
  9. 9Le'Veon Bell2017Ryan
  10. 10Antonio Brown2016Jez
  11. 11Jamaal Charles2015TysonQ
  12. 12Jamaal Charles2014Andy Bishop
  13. 13Adrian Peterson2013Ryan
  14. 14Arian Foster2012Andy Bishop
  15. 15Adrian Peterson2011TysonQ
  16. 16Adrian Peterson2010Owens' Cinco
  17. 17Adrian Peterson2009TysonQ
  18. 18LaDainian Tomlinson2008Jeff Youker
  19. 19LaDainian Tomlinson2007Jez
  20. 20Larry Johnson2006Jeff Youker
  21. 21Peyton Manning2005Holdouts/Suspendees
  22. 22LaDainian Tomlinson2004TysonQ
  23. 23Terrell Owens2003no pun intended

Mr. Irrelevant

The very last pick of each draft. A museum of hope.

  1. 1Adam Thielen2025pick 204 - Krenk
  2. 2Bucky Irving2024pick 204 - Chad
  3. 3Chuba Hubbard2023pick 204 - Chad
  4. 4Curtis Samuel2022pick 204 - Jez
  5. 5Wil Lutz2021pick 204 - SD
  6. 6Frank Gore2020pick 204 - Ryan
  7. 7Dallas Goedert2019pick 192 - Jay
  8. 8Trent Taylor2018pick 192 - Nathan Adams
  9. 9Chris Carson2017pick 192 - Ryan
  10. 10Robert Griffin III2016pick 192 - Jez
  11. 11Andre Williams2015pick 192 - TysonQ
  12. 12Robbie Gould2014pick 192 - Andy Bishop
  13. 13Aaron Dobson2013pick 192 - Ryan
  14. 14John Kasay2012pick 192 - Andy Bishop
  15. 15Rams2011pick 192 - TysonQ
  16. 16Philip Rivers 2010pick 192 - Owens' Cinco
  17. 17Michael Vick2009pick 192 - TysonQ
  18. 18JaMarcus Russell2008pick 224 - Jeff Youker
  19. 19Priest Holmes2007pick 204 - DQ
  20. 20Rian Lindell2006pick 192 - Jeff Youker
  21. 21Stephen Davis2005pick 160 - Holdouts/Suspendees
  22. 22Ashley Lelie2004pick 170 - Scott Bishop
  23. 23Patrick Ramsey2003pick 192 - no pun intended

The Ledger

Every manager the record can name, with the career behind the highlights.

Career Ledger

DQ2003–202523154-180-30.461184.7TysonQ17-17 in 34
TysonQ2003–202523171-163-30.512287.6Nathan Adams18-25 in 43
Nathan Adams2003–2004, 2006–202522165-154-10.517193.0TysonQ25-18 in 43
Brad2005–202521150-151-20.498387.0Jez12-24 in 36
Scott Bishop2004, 2006–202521159-141-30.530188.4Nathan Adams18-12-1 in 31
Jez2006–202520135-148-30.477189.5Brad24-12 in 36
Nils2006, 2008–202519139-1300.517393.0Jez20-11 in 31
Andy Bishop2007–202014102-93-40.523189.9Scott Bishop12-11-1 in 24
Jay2011–20241495-980.492—95.3DQ12-12 in 24
Krenk2012–20251499-91-30.521298.9Nils11-11 in 22
Ryan2013–20251380-990.447193.8Nils6-16 in 22
Chad2016–20251084-530.6132106.0Nathan Adams12-5 in 17
Nick2006–2013867-51-30.566—86.6Nathan Adams7-7 in 14
Jeff Youker2003–2004, 2006–2008, 2010–2011759-53-10.526176.8DQ6-5 in 11
Jonathan2022–2025433-230.589—109.9Krenk2-6 in 8
Brent2003–2004, 2006316-350.314—57.5Jeff Youker1-5 in 6
el jefe2009–2010213-14-10.482—82.8Brad3-2 in 5
El Jefe2007–2008219-14-10.574—78.7TysonQ3-1 in 4
Josh2014–2015218-100.643192.8Nathan Adams3-2 in 5
Jared200617-100.412—74.3Jeff Youker1-1 in 2
Mark Lee200912-11-10.179—74.9DQ1-1 in 2
Miles202515-90.357—95.9Brad1-1 in 2
Nick200816-110.353—68.1Nils1-1 in 2
SD202116-80.429—100.1TysonQ1-1 in 2

Every column sorts — click a header, click it again to flip it. Record sorts on wins, Rival on how many times you've played them.

The Archive

Final standings for every season the league has played.

2025 Final Standings

12 teams · 14 week regular season
#TeamManagerDivRecordPFPA
1Seatown4LifechampRyan5-0-012-217501472
3DCFCJez2-5-07-715451437
4The Spirit Of '57Krenk4-2-07-715951612
5JZ's CrackbackJonathan4-2-08-616131523
7Big Laundry ConspiracyBrad1-5-06-814461455
8Endzone CelebrationNathan Adams2-4-06-815651596
2C.F.C.Nils5-1-09-517141670
6Dirt SharksTysonQ3-4-08-616791533
9Carson LightningScott Bishop3-3-05-913651620
10Puking Bozos 2024DQ2-3-06-815031533
11Papa PigskinChad2-4-05-915161600
12Otto MaticMiles3-3-05-913431583

The Unknowns

The gaps in the hall. Somebody in this league remembers every one of these.

27 Teams, No Name

Yahoo dropped the manager names for the early years and it isn't giving them back. These teams are real, their records are real, and nobody knows who ran them. If you know one, text Jez and it goes on the page.

Pulled straight from Yahoo's own league archive. Rate-based wings need at least 5 seasons, so one hot year can't win them. Yahoo lost the manager names for the early years — the league has since put names to some of them from memory, but 27 teams across 2003–2012 still have nobody attached (2005 is the worst, 3 of 10). Those are lost to the internet gods. Team and single-week records cover everything back to 2003 regardless; a career record is only ever as complete as the names behind it. Head-to-head counts include playoff games.