2026 Draft Order
Reverse of 2025's final standings, with one override — see the rules for how the consolation bracket changes pick 1.
| Pick | Team |
|---|---|
| 1 | Big Laundry Conspiracy— Consolation bracket winner, overrides reverse-standings slot |
| 2 | Otto Matic |
| 3 | Papa Pigskin |
| 4 | Puking Bozos 2024 |
| 5 | Carson Lightning |
| 6 | Endzone Celebration |
| 7 | Dirt Sharks |
| 8 | JZ's Crackback |
| 9 | The Spirit Of '57 |
| 10 | DCFC |
| 11 | C.F.C. |
| 12 | Seatown4Life |